Creep Creepersin

Gratitude list

2012-01-25T00:43:00.001-08:00

Today, I am grateful for my beautiful wife Nikki. I love her so much and would do anything for her. Wish I never would have taken her for granted. She is so amazing. Today she read me an article about people belly laughing during climax. It was great. I recorded a video of it but she would kill me if I posted it. Lol. Today I am also grateful that I was able to try new things with her. We had Peruvian food today for the first time and it was really good. I know now that when I go to Machu Pichu, I won't starve. (I'm sure I spelt that wrong). We then went to Percila's coffee shop. (spelt that one wrong too I bet). And just talked and people watched. Had a funny joke about sodomy with the barista. Good times. We then got some good smelling stuff at Mindful Nest. It makes her smell so good. Never forget that. Grateful for it. Then we went to the grocery store to get some stuff for dinner. We came home had another big talk, then meditated and napped. Grateful for those moments. Then we had visitors again. It seemed ok. Nothing out of the ordinary there. Grateful that those visits have been peaceful. Nikki then made some shrimp fettacini Alfredo while I made a mixed veggie salad with a red wine vinaigrette. Very good dinner. I have never liked shrimp but Nikki did a great job cooking it in butter and garlic. It was really good. Grateful for that experience. Then we had a smoke, made some coffee, watched The Ward (better than I thought) and then we ended our date day with her logging onto work and me sitting out back blogging. All in all, it was amazing to get outside the house and be with her under better circumstances. I love her do much and she is so beautiful and such a good mom. I love her with all my heart and can't imagine life without her. Again, something I'm grateful for. I know a lot of people out there will never find the kind of love that Nikki and I share and that makes me a little sad. But I also know that when you don't have something this special, you can never know the pain of losing it. And if you fall into that category, consider yourself lucky. Because that guy that says, "it's better to love and lost than to never love at all" is completely full of shit. That brings me to my next point. Being Creep Creepersin has been so very bitter sweet. I have attained all my childhood dreams: made movies, written books, recorded albums, gone on tour, etc. But, one of my biggest dreams that being Creep Creepersin has helped me fail at was being the best husband in the world. I used to take pride in thinking that I was in a healthy marriage and that I wouldn't become like my parents. But in neglecting things in my personal life in exchange for my career, really took its toll. I always thought there would be more time to do all the family stuff and that my marriage was solid and that nothing could break that. One thing could, Creep Creepersins ego! So, if you are reading this and your married, please listen to me...you have to put your spouse first. There will never be enough time or enough money to do the things you want with your spouse. You just have to do them now. There will always be reasons and excuses to not do something, but when your alone, all those reasons and excuses seem pretty petty and small. Once you hit that point, there is absolutely nothing that can save it. It's over. Lucky for me, I think I have another chance to make things right and save my family. I'm taking anger management classes, meditation classes, and most importantly, re-evaluating my life and career. At this point, I don't know what I am or what I'll do. I just know that nikki will come first and Creep will have to take a very distant backseat while Matt tries to better his life. I am grateful for that. Good luck to you all.

Gratitude List

2012-01-19T09:48:00.001-08:00

Things I am grateful for at this very moment...

Nikki
Chaile
Kyle
Hot coffee
A warm bed
Brisk, chilly mornings
The Nik-Cave
The rump shake
Being present in the moment
The next 6 weeks
My dogs
Gort
My guitar
My home
My mom
K12
1:00
The one who was here for the first time
Hitachi
Star maps
Nikki's eyes
Nikki's hair
Nikki's touch
Nikki's mouth
Our future...

Updates

2012-01-17T19:49:00.000-08:00

Well well well. Let's stick to biz shall we?

Film:

Brothers Cannibal, Lovesick Captivity and Finger Bang are being shopped around right now. News on who and where will be availble soon.

Theater of Derange which is an antholgy film produced by Psykik Junky Pictures, that I made the short Cannibal Blood Girl for (starring Sophie Dee, Veronica Ricci, Brain Redban, Doug Waugh, Kevin E Scott), has been picked up by World Wide Multi Media and will be out soon. The film also has 4 other shorts by James Cullen Bressack, Shawn C Phillips and more.

Brides of Sodom has been picked up by Media Blasters and will be out May/June of this year. Yay! The film starts Domiziano Arcangeli, Dylan Vox, David Taylor, Elina Madison, Peter Stickles, Chandler Maness, Rachel Zeskind and a slew of others.

I Was a Teenage Suicide, Reanimated Roadkill and Lake Death are still in post and other Creep Classics like Erection, MKC: Monster Killers Club Season 1, Creep Creepersin's Creepshow parts 1 and 2 should be released sometime this year as well.

There are a ton of films that I am working on this year in one way shape or form. The Fallen Kingdom is a fantasy film based on the book with the same name. As well as a couple really fun, quriky, dry, comedy / horrors too. More on those later.

Music:

Creepersin Reanimated came out on CD in November and has been doing great. Thanks to everyone who has picked it up. Spread the word about it.

We are recording a new EP right now that has the theme song from my short Cannibal Blood Girl called Cannibal Blood Girl. Lol. That should be out soon. And it will be availble for free for a limited time so make sure you check back often.

We are also going to be recording a "Live" album. That is the majority of the songs we plyed on the reanimated tour.

Also, i am recording at least one acoustic album this year. maybe more.

Other:

There is talks about some kind of show. There is also talks about a web show produced by Charlie Vaughn. There is also a book that i am writing that i would like to have out by summer. But, really, there is just a BUNCH of writing going on at this time. :)

Gratitude List of the Day

2012-01-17T14:16:00.001-08:00

Things I am grateful for...

Nikki
Babygirl
Chaile
Kyle
19%
The Charlie's
Jay Platt
Wicked Media
Mike and Ramona
Nana
Domi
Felissa and Barney
James and Jarret
Elvis
Joe
Brittney
Anne
Char
Jill
Phuket
Dreaming
Love
The Dogs
Gary
D
Greg
Joel
Emilia
Thomas
Creativity
Honesty
Soft Hands
Full Lips
Blue Eyes
Transcending
The Removal of the Wobbly
Knees and Elbows
Box Camera's
Paranormal Utopia
The Park
Youtube
Fans
Andy
Tom
Christine
Rachel
Seth
Steve
MVD
Maxim Media
My Home
My Car
My Life
The Universe
Source
God
The Vortex
The Sound of Hair
Twitter
iPhones
Burbank LOA
MUFON LA
Mike Dooley
Abraham
Ester
Abundance
My future
My Wife
My Soul Mate
My Partner
Growing Old
Individuality
Meditation
Starseeds

That's all for now. I am being slammed with so many things to be grateful for. If you don't see yourself on this list. Its ok. Its what I am feeling right now in my blissful state. If you would like to talk more about the things in this list, please contact me here or at creepersin@gmail.com

Two New Shows Added to the Creepersin Reanimation Tour!

2011-09-22T16:48:00.001-07:00

Yes sir! We have shows booked now on October 10th in Denver, CO and on October 18th in Norman, OK! Check http://www.Creepersin.com/live for more details and to see the rest of the tour dates. Keep it creepy!

Creepersin TV Show???

2011-09-20T23:45:00.001-07:00

Yeppers. It looks like I might be doing something on the tele! Let's see. Had a really great meeting today with some amazing people. We are going to be putting together sine sizzley type reels. And if all goes well, we may start production as early as January! I know I'm keeping it kinda secrety right now, but I learned my lesson coming out of the gate yelling, "I'm doing________!" so just be excited!

On another note, there is another thingy in development over here in these parts. That's kinda live/television that I'm am in the very early stages on. This will be a huge untaking that won't really be that hard to do from a production stand point. I won't tell you what it is, but the initals are BDW and not nessasarily in that order maybe? Hmmmm? Says you! What the he'll is Creep talking about? That what you're thinking, some of you may already have gotten it, but you are all probably wrong. Til next time, keep it creepy ;)

Cannibal Blood Girl

2011-09-14T08:08:00.001-07:00

Cannibal Blood Girl starts shooting in about an hour and a half! This is a short that will be a part of an anthology called Theater of Derange. It stars Sophie Dee, Brain Redban, Ivy Pemberton, Veronica Ricci and Kevin E Scott. It should be fun! Just got to shower, shit and not shave and we should golden!

It's been awhile!

2011-08-29T16:28:00.001-07:00

Well there folks! It has been far to long since I updated this so, here is what has been going on. He and The Corporate Cut Throat Massacr were released in May. And the new Creepersin EP "Creepersin Has Risen From The Grave" was availible for free download on horror-punks.com! Ding Dong Dead was released in June and "Triple Threat of Terror", our spilt with diemonsterdie and others were released in July along with my film Peeping Blog. I shot a Finger Bang in June and it will premiere at this years pollygrind fest on Oct. 8th. I'm almost done shooting I Was A Teenage Suicide and the band Creepersin is doing a US tour in October for the release of Creepersin Reanimated, our first new album in four years, which will be released on November 8th! I should be shooting Cannibal Blood Girl next month then Producing Brokeneck Bitch for Kevin E Scott. That's it. Buy my shit. New Creepersin metch availible as well. Bye for now!

New creepersinfilms.com !

2011-04-24T17:06:00.001-07:00

Hey all! The new creepersinfilms.com is up complete with more posters, more trailers, more info on Creepersin Films and also info on the all new Creep Creepersin Film School! So of you always wanted to make a movie and want to know how - fast and inexpensive, stop by creepersinfilms.com and find out how.

Oh FCKK!

2011-04-05T06:27:00.001-07:00

I almost forgot! Faster Creepersin Kill Kill hits stores today! Go get it!

Bloody Mary 3D

2011-04-05T06:26:00.001-07:00

It is early and I am cold. In just a short hour, director Charlie Vaughn and myself will be arriving in Orange County, our old home, to start shooting Bloody Mary 3D. Great cast, this will be fun.

Help me with FINGER BANG!!!!

2011-03-10T11:28:00.000-08:00

We are 10% of the way there and need another 9K! please help. What would the world be without FINGER BANG? Im not sure i want to live in a world that doesn't have FINGER BANG! every little bit helps.

Rise of Creepersin Re-release

2011-02-24T22:21:00.001-08:00

Everybody! Go to amazon, tower, best buy, fye, barnes and noble, borders and anywhere else they sell music and pre-order your copy of The Rise of Creepersin today! Street date- March 8th 2011!

Mkc!

2010-08-07T12:37:00.000-07:00

CREEPERSIN FILMS HAS MOVED TO BURBANK! and a bunch of othher stuff...

2010-06-28T04:00:00.000-07:00

So then, where to begin? We have moved operations to beautiful Burbank California. This has been an amazing blessing! We have had so many meetings and so many good times since being here, i am very happy with this choice.

As far as projects go, we are in the final stages of post on Brothers Cannibal, Brides of Sodom and Lake Death. All three films look great! I am very excited to see the final products. In fact there is a Brides of Sodom trailer that premiered at Vampire Con over the weekend that i will post soon.

Catacomb Tapes is moving along swimmingly and I can't wait to go to France and watch my Babygirl work it!

In other news, Creepersin Films partner Charlie Vaughn is directing Vampire Boys which starts shooting at the end of July. I'm going to the casting session on Wednesday to see who he picks!

I recently teamed up with Kevin (Lake Death) Kramer to develop a animated series called CREEPSVILLE. Its about monsters. We brought on some animators who have done shows like The adventures of Billy and Mandy, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends, Chowder and Fan boy and Chum Chum to just name a few.

Also, I'm getting the old crew together to do a web series called MKC: The Monster Killers Club which Nikki and I will star in along side other Creeper Crew Alum, Buz Danger Wallick, Charlie Vaughn and Andrew Ceperly! I will have more details on that later this week. Also, for all the actresses out there, we are having a casting call for one of the leads named Mindy. Its on Now Casting if you are interested in it.

Buz and I are also working on a feature that we are co writing together that he will direct and i will produce called The Broadcast. It will be the scariest film you have ever seen!

Nikki and I are both working on finishing up a ton of scripts right now and that has been going great.

The biggest thing as of late that has come up is that, I am attached to direct a film called RENEGADE: REBEL PATRIOT which is a action/comedy that is fucking fantastic! it was written by Jeremy Tate and Daniel Tate and stars.......JONATHAN LOUGHRAN and PETER DANTE! I am going to blow so much shit up i don't know what to do with myself! In the coming weeks, i will be giving updates on cast and crew. If you want to follow this a little closer you can follow Renegade on Twitter at www.twitter.com/RenegadeRP

Now if that news wasn't big enough, i have some pretty damn big news as well to follow that shit up with. for those of you who have been dying to see more of my films and don't understand why it seems to be so hard to find them, that won't be a problem for much longer. I am in talks right now to make sure that every thing I've done will be out soon.

So, all in all, things are pretty fucking amazing right now and they are only getting better. And Chalie lost a tooth today!

Weekend of Horrors

2010-05-29T03:04:00.000-07:00

so maybe i should say for me it was a Sunday afternoon of Horrors but none the less, i still had an awesome time and met some great people. it is so cool to meet the folks you grew up idolizing. meeting all of the crazy folks from the friday the 13th franchise was great for me being a huge fan of it. although i didn't get to meet everyone that i wanted to, i did get to meet Ari Lehman, Richard Brooker, Harry Manfredini, John Ortin and John Carl Buechler (who by the way was real cool to my daughter, thanks for that!) but i also got to chat with R.A. Mihailoff, Bert I. Gordon and Joe Pilato (who was also super nice to my daughter, thanks for that!) It was also really great to see so many of my peers / friends / co-workers there promoting their stuff like Buz Danger Wallick pushing the Never Sleep Again doc he shot which is a doc on the nightmare on Elm street series, Peter Stickles for George's Intervention and The Boone Brothers pushing Black Devil Doll. all in all it was good fun and thanks for Gary and LYT hanging with us while we were their. can't wait until the next one in oct!

LAKE DEATH WRAPS!

2010-05-27T03:29:00.000-07:00

so there i am, leaving pollygrind heading for the lake of big bear, when all of the sudden, we shot a cool ass flick! the shoot went great! i loved it. this film is so cool for me to do. i have always wanted to do an old school slasher flick and i think me and my cast and crew have knocked it out of the park. i can't wait for you all to see it. can't really give any of it away, but here are some behind the scens pics and a couple screen grabs.

Pollygrind update

2010-05-27T03:11:00.000-07:00

hey all! i just wanted to offically come back and say hello to everyone. this has been a crazy month for me. to start off, Pollygrind was awesome! Chad and the Sci Fi Center put on a great show. I actually won to awards there! I got Best Special Showcase for my triple featuresin of Orgy of Blood, Vaginal Holocaust and Caged Lesbos a Go Go as well as my trailers for He, Erection, Frankenstein, Ding Dong Dead, Corporate Cut Throat Massacre and Peeping Blog. The other award i got was for Best Use of Nudity / Sexuality for Vaginal Holocaust. Not a bad trip if i do say so myself. we meet a lot of awesome filmmakers and fans out there and can't wait to go back next year! Check out more photos on my facebook page at

PollyGrind brings out the darkside

2010-05-11T02:07:00.000-07:00

PollyGrind brings out the darkside

Film festival gets underway this Wednesday and runs until May 16 in Las Vegas

MAY 10 — As a fan of genre and independent cinema, Chad Clinton Freeman knows how hard it is to weed through everything and find good movies to watch these days. As a filmmaker, he also knows how hard it is to get independent works out for the public to see them. With both of these experiences in mind, Freeman created the Polly Staffle Grindhouse Fest.

The event, which will consist of five days of programming in the tradition of grindhouse theaters with double and triple features each day, gets underway this Wednesday and runs till May 16 at the Sci-Fi Center (2520 State Street) in Las Vegas.

Thirteen films and more than 31 trailers, music videos and shorts will play the PollyGrind, which has been hyped by Vampires.com as “one of the biggest events for grindhouse and trash film lovers this year.”

“This week the cinematic revolution that is known as the PollyGrind begins,” said Freeman, who has been dubbed the "new champion of unabashed B-movie sleaze" by ArrowInTheHead.com. “This festival is being put on in the same spirit as old school grindhouse cinema - no funding and creatively using whatever is available. With that being said, I think the lineup turned out rather nicely and I think everyone that comes out will enjoy what William Powell’s Sci-Fi Center and the PollyGrind have to offer.”

Five features will have world premieres at the event. John R. Hand’s sci-fi arthouse film Scars of Youth opens the festival May 12. The Dead Undead, which stars Luke Goss and was directed by stuntmen Matt Anderson and Edward Conna, world premieres May 13. Creep Creepersin will world premiere his films Vaginal Holocaust, Caged Lesbos A-Go-Go, and Orgy of Blood on May 15.

The films Greg Lamberson’s Slime City Massacre (which stars Debbie Rochon, Lee Perkins and Brooke Lewis), Henry Weintraub’s Melvin, Bruce Dickson’s Red Velvet (Henry Thomas, Kelli Garner and Cristen Coopen), James Pronath’s Horrid, Jen Soska & Sylvia Soska’s Dead Hooker in a Trunk, Alex Pucci’s Frat House Massacre and the anthology Terror Overload (Scarlet Salem, Rachel Grubb and Ari Lehman) will have Las Vegas premieres and the Argentina import Zombie Apocalypse Now: A Zombie Hunter will screen for the first time in the United States.

“Personally, I think all of these films are great. Otherwise I wouldn’t have programmed them,” Freeman said with a chuckle. “I will say that I’m very pleased I’m getting to open with the world premiere of Scars of Youth and I think the stuff Creep is bringing for Saturday should be a blast. Also, I think Slime City Massacre, The Dead Undead, Dead Hooker in a Trunk and Red Velvet will be crowd favorites.”

Also highlighting the festival will be works from award-winning filmmakers Michael Ramova (four faux trailers and a short), Calvin Lee Reeder (shorts The Rambler and The Snake Mountain Colada), Aaron Mento (shorts Absent and Heathen’s Gate) and Ginnetta Correli (music video Hippodome Mime).

Other short films playing will range from horror (The Bet, Blood Shed, The Red Hours, Depraved, and Hypochondriac), to animated fun (Frankenstien vs. Wolfman in 3D), to film noir (Stiletto), to sci-fi (Babylon 2084), to experimental (Telefone), and even dark comedy (Sis, and Because There Are Things You Never Forget).

Music videos will include Ryen McPherson’s entry Jitterbug (song by Walker Rose), the world premiere of Alvaro de la Hoz’s Long Goodbye (Lazy), David Wanger’s Anatinus (LIGO) Elona’s Warrior (Elona), and Rob Prior and Paul Jenkins’ Get Your Dead On (Scum of the Earth).

The PollyGrind will also feature appearances by actors, actresses, filmmakers and more. Confirmed special guests include Scream Queens Elske McCain and Donna Hamblin, actor Robert C. Sabin of Slime City and Slime City Massacre, comic book legend Everette Hartsoe (Razor), pinup artist Popeye Wong, and filmmakers Creep Creepersin, Alex Pucci, Sean Cain, Shane Ryan, Michael Dunn, Jeffrey Bliss, Aaron Mento, and Jeffrey Blake Palmer.

Vendor tables will open an hour and half before the movie madness begins each night. There will be items for sale, autograph and photograph opportunities, as well as raffles and giveaways.

Various nightly hosts will include spooks-model Jennique Angel, HorrorNews.net managing editor Dai Green, and Heather Wixson of DreadCentral.com, while sponsors of the event are TheGrindHouse.net, MTI Home Video, Sony Creative Software, FootageFirm, Terror Cards, and Dolls and Dead Things.

When the dust settles, the film festival will hand out more than 14 awards, including the top prize dubbed The Biggest Baddest Mother of the PollyGrind. There will also be awards for best use of music, nudity/sexuality, violence/gore, and most outrageous. The audience will also be casting ballots each night to pick their favorite feature, short, music video and trailer.

Tickets for the event are $10 per day. Five day passes and three day passes can be purchased in advance for $40 and $25 at PollyGrind.com or TheSciFiCenter.com.

In anticipation of the event, Ammon Gilbert of ArrowInTheHead.com has called it “a B-movie jamboree of awesomeness” that “only Vegas has the balls to host.” Josh Bell of Las Vegas Weekly said “there's a fine line, certainly, between underground genre weirdness and artistic ambitions, and the festival will no doubt do everything possible to blur it.”

Freeman said he hopes both journalists are right in their predictions, and then some. “Our aim, as has always been the case with PollyStaffle.com, is to celebrate individuality, diversity, creativity and empowerment,” Freeman said. “Hopefully, PollyGrind is a fun and unique experience that honors the darker side of cinema and showcases the work of filmmakers with defiantly independent visions. I also hope it comes off as an intimate educational experience and a networking function for the audience and the filmmakers that will leave everyone wanting to come back for more next year.”

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For more information, photos or to set up interviews, please email Chad Clinton Freeman at CCF@PollyStaffle.com or call at 702-372-3581. Please also visit PollyGrind.com

World Premieres of Vaginal Holocaust, Caged Lesbos and Orgy of Blood

2010-04-19T09:56:00.000-07:00

check the pollygirnd fest for info on all the films there. i am having the premieres of Vaginal Holocaust, Caged Lesbos A Go Go and Orgy of Blood there. i think you can click the image here to take you to the site.

New Orgy of Blood Trailer made for Berlin

2010-02-28T01:58:00.000-08:00

This is a new poster that was made for the Berlin film market. it might look a little like another film's poster but the name of that film has left my mind for the moment.

The Brothers Cannibal

2010-02-05T10:42:00.001-08:00

Hey all! yep. we finished shooting and i'm done with the rough cut. now we will do the sound FX and color and score. here are somme of my fav stills fromm the shoot. This film is going to giant. it is my best work yet!

haiti

2010-01-16T23:52:00.000-08:00

OK. i have to get something off of my chest. this might make a bunch of people hate me but i hope not. i think if you help the relief fund for Haiti, that's great. but please don't fucking brag about it to people. that only makes you feel good about yourself. i am so fucking sick to death of all these people caring about Haiti now. Haiti has always been fucked up. they have always had bad buildings and terrible living conditions. if you really care about the people of Haiti, do something about it BEFORE they all die, not when the news is running camera's around there. if you want to help, great. help because you know you should, but don't use this as a chance to gain publicity or become cooler with your friends. Haiti gets hit with horrible storms and hurricane's almost every year. they have always needed help. why is everyone so fucking surprised at the devastation that Haiti has endured? of course there would be that much destruction in Haiti after an earthquake. but we are going to print a bunch more money to help them out to make us more popular in the world. but, if we had that much money to just print out, why didn't we help them before the quake, when we knew they needed it, before all those people died. its total bullshit. I'm glad that people are helping out but it seems too little too late. i would rather have someone help me when I'm dying in hopes that i won't die than help me when I'm dead.

if America is the country that swoops in like superman to save the day, why don't we just start saving all the countries that are in dire need? its the same fucking thing with 9-11. do you remember how many American flags you saw all over the place and on cars and shit on September 12th, 2001? how many do you see today? that's right. the people in Haiti better fucking hope that japan doesn't get attacked by Godzilla next week because if japan does, everyone will forget about Haiti and the world will just leave all of those people under all the rubble and they will lose all of their humanitarian aid. and the camera crews and the celebrities will all take the next flight to Tokyo and Haiti will sit in their shit.

one last thing. doesn't anyone realise that Haiti is the birthplace of zombies? is anyone worried about this? too soon?

the new year....

2010-01-16T23:42:00.000-08:00

well as always, things are kinda crazy. so here is the craziness. we are shooting The Brothers Cannibal in less than a week (finally!) and i am very geeked about it. we have Matt Turek, Buz Danger Wallick, Elissa Dowling, Alexandra Ackerman, John Kayrus, Charlie Vaughn and Joel Hebner in it. its gonna rock!

then, i am doing another film with executive producer Domiziano Arcangeli (Orgy of Blood) called The Brides of Sodom. we are casting the first week of feb. so i will let you know more about that as we get to it.

then i will directing a film that was co-written by an actor i have worked with, Chandler Maness (Orgy of Blood, Corporate Cut Throat Massacre) called The Perfect Room Mate. not sure about the dates on that yet.

and i will also be a judge at the ISFMA fest you can find out more about it here. http://www.isfmafest.com/

and if you heard something weird through the grapevine, there is a documentary / documentary series being done on me and my family right now. i don't think that there is a title, but they will be filming us a great deal the next few months. so there. that should be enough to tide you over until i feel the need to do this again.

CREEPERSIN TO RECORD NEW ALBUM!!!!

2009-11-25T22:18:00.000-08:00

CREEPERSIN TO RECORD NEW ALBUM!
By Thorin Scheerer
11-24-09

Southern California Horror/Goth Rock band Creepersin is heading into the studio to record a new full length album in December. The band hasn’t put out a full length album since its 2006 album ‘Faster Creepersin Kill Kill’. Although, in 2007, they released an EP entitled ‘Creepersin’s Final Chapter’ and a compilation of previously released songs and demos called ‘House of Creepersin’ in 2008.

“We never intended on going on a hiatus but the film side of our career got really busy,” says front man Creep Creepersin, who has been directing horror films with his wife and band mate, Nikki ‘Mrs. Creep’ Wall. His repertoire includes titles such as ‘Orgy of Blood’, ‘Vaginal Holocaust’ and ‘O.C. Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown’ among others.

The new album that is as of yet untitled will be something for fans of the band’s punk rock roots but also shows a maturity in the song writing and promises a reinvention of the band as a whole.

“It’s basically a resurrection of what made Creepersin shows fun in the first place,” says keyboardist Mrs. Creep.

The album will be produced by Creepersin and also metal legend and frequent Creepersin film collaborator, Gary Griffith from the band Morgion.

“In working on all these films with Gary, it seemed inevitable that we would end up in the studio to do another album, “ says Creepersin.

The album will be the first by Creepersin, not to be released on their own ‘Creepsville Entertainment’ label. According to Creep, “we are chatting with labels to find the best home for our music, but as of now, I just think Creepsville is on hold.”

Creep is certain that the album will be available early next year and promises a return to the live stage. As of now no tours have been booked.

You can get Creepersin’s albums ‘The Rise of Creepersin’, ‘Faster Creepersin Kill Kill’, ‘Creepersin’s Final Chapter’ and ‘House of Creepersin’ at www.interpunk.com and www.amazon.com

Plus...New Trailers!

2009-11-24T13:14:00.000-08:00

Orgy of Blood Trailer

and click here for the new Vaginal Holocaust / Caged Lesbos a Go Go trailer

Even More New Artwork for Orgy / Vag!

2009-11-24T13:09:00.000-08:00

these were made by the good folks at Shoreline Entertainment just in time for the AFM film market in Santa Monica.

ORGY / VAG / CAGED POSTERS!!!

2009-10-29T13:36:00.000-07:00

Here are the new posters for The Creep Creepersin Double Featuresin (Vaginal Holocaust / Caged Lesbos a Go Go) and Orgy of Blood!

ATTN: ALL ACTORS MUST READ THIS!!!

2009-09-05T02:01:00.000-07:00

hey all. just wanted to vent a little bit. i haven't been making movies as long as some, but i have been making more of them than most. with that being said, i have talked with and worked with a lot of actors. so, if you are an actor i have worked with, an actor i almost worked with, or an actor that someday would like to work with me, this following blog is a word of advice to you.

if you commit, COMMIT, to a project, you should do the freaking project! i don't care what crappy excuse you have. because they all are crappy. i have not ever had one good excuse as to why someone could not show up or had to drop out of a film of mine. now, if your mom dies or something, i understand and that's cool. just know that i will check the obits in your moms town to make sure that she is dead. now if you do decide that you need to break your commitment from my film, please, for the love of god, don't say, "i would love to work with you again inn the future" or "keep me in mind for future projects". The truth of the matter is that i will NEVER ask you on a project again because you are unreliable and undependable. if i'm not responding to your emails and i'm not returning your phone calls, its because you put me in a fucked up situation. i will never get fucked twice by the same person unless they are my wife. so quit trying to write me cute emails and get on nikki's good side. you are done with us. we are done with you.
Also, i will tell every filmmaker i know that you are a flake. i will make sure that i will do everything in my power to make sure that you don't work with anyone i know ever again. 1. because your a flake. 2. because i do not wish flaky actors on even my worse enemies and 3. the last thing i need is to have your flaky ass drop my fucking name in an audition and making me look like a douche when you don't show up to set. if one of your excuses to not show up is that you are getting paid more on another job. i will fucking call that director or production company and find out. i know how much most companies pay. so don't fucking tell me you are $200 a day to be in freakshow 2 when 1. its not getting made and 2. that company doesn't pay that much. i'm not a fucking idiot! if i offer you a job, and you don't want it. say, "wow creep, that story sounds pretty shitty. i don't think i want that on my resume" or "I'm expecting a call from a big agent and i want to have a free schedule." those things are fine. i make a ton of movies all the time, we will meet up again down the road. but do not, DO NOT, say you will do it and then back out. i don't care if i have 8 months notice or 3 seconds notice. if you back out, you will never work with me again. there are a ton of great actors coming to LA from all over the place that would love to work because they love acting. they love the art. they aren't jaded by the hollywood club night life yet. they still are chasing their dreams and not chasing huge paychecks or leading roles. not everyone can be the star of the same movie. give a little people. anyhow, i could go on.....and i will next, if you tell me your day and its a lot higher than an a well known b listers sag ultra low minimum. don't fucking talk to me. i am so sick of hearing these actors who have agents that want them to get astronomical amounts of money that they are not worth to play the same parts they were playing last year. unless you are a draw name, unless your starmeter on imdb is below 10,000 (i know you know what that is, i'm sure that you check it everyday to keep your self esteem high or low depending on how you're feeling that week) don't give me your high ass day rates. just because your agent wants you to get that much so they can get a great cut, doesn't mean, your name is worth a damn to distributors. think about it. if that's the game your playing, then have your agent get you gigs and just sit at home and drink red bull and watch the lifetime and cry every now and then because your phone isn't ringing.

wow. i seem pretty upset right now. sorry.

if we are in contact and i seem nice to you, we are cool. i'm not trying to really call anyone out here. this happens a lot which i s why i'm writing this.

but, if you are sitting in front of your computer wondering, "is Creep talking about me?" then i probably am jerk! i will not work with you ever again.

have a good night.

Caged Lesbos A-Go-Go Unofficial Trailer

2009-09-03T12:00:00.000-07:00

here it is. i told you!!! this is i think my new favorite.

VAGINAL HOLOCAUST TRAILER UP NOW!!!!

2009-09-02T23:36:00.000-07:00

That's right! The Vag/Holo trailer is here!!! Again, for those of you that dont know, Vaginal Holocaust stars Natasha Talonz, Matty Thunders, Elissa Dowling, Elske McCain, Sean Cain, Shane Ryan, Christine Eaton, Nathaniel Branch, Ryan Kidwell and myself. It Features the song Vampire by an awesome band from Japan U.K.L.! If everything goes well, Vag will be out in a limited Theaterical Release by January 2010!!! and then a dvd release to follow. also keep your eye out for a Caged Lesbos A Go Go and a He trailer in the coming days or weeks. But for now, Suck on this.

Ding Dong Dead's Light is Green!!!!

2009-08-22T20:31:00.000-07:00

That's right kiddies, the PG13-ish horror romp will be shooting in just a couple weeks. Ding Dong Dead is a story about a man (played by writer/actor Luke Y. Thompson. Find out more on LYT at http://www.lytrules.com/) is turned mad by an all girl gang of professional ding dong ditchers. Things get ugly when he decides to fight back! also attached to the project are Elina Madison, Dulce Death, Devanny Pinn, Tara Strand, Tara Cardinal, Megan Combes, Shannon Freyer. There will be more updates on cast in the coming days. so watch out and cover your door bell!!! Follow me at www.twitter.com/creepersin for updates. and remember to keep it creepy!

First ever news about a new film!!! The Corporate Cut-Throat Massacre!!!

2009-08-22T20:01:00.000-07:00

Yes yes yes. that is correct. we are in production of a new film here at Creepersin Films, and it is a office space thiller entitled, The Corporate Cut-Throat Massacre! Shooting begins at toward the end of September and stars Elina Madison who also is doubling as producer. More of the cast will follow soon. so check back or follow me on twitter to get updates as they happen at www.twitter.com/creepersin

Brothers Cannibal Update

2009-08-22T19:58:00.000-07:00

so for those of you who don't know, The Brothers Cannibal got pushed back. It's mainly because our lead actor in the film, Matt Turek, who plays Mike Pollak a recently released convict who seems to have a hard time keeping on the straight and narrow, broke his foot. At the time, we were having budget problems, but those are gone and we are ready to go, we just now are going to wait for the foot of our hero!

THE BROTHERS CANNIBAL CAST IS SET!!!

2009-08-06T14:04:00.000-07:00

That is correct Mr. Headline, Bros. Cannibal is cast and ready to go. Matt Turek (Erection, He, Vaginal Holocaust) will be playing the lead Mike Pollak, who is a freshly released felon who, on a broken leg, is trying to walk the straight and narrow. Buz Danger Wallick plays his brother, Mark Pollak, who is just a slacker video game nerd / euro-trash stud. Phoebe Dollar will be playing The Woman Who is Full of Mystery, who is the junkie that Mike finds at the Laundromat who ends up being the crux of the Pollaks really bad day. John Karyus plays Mark's good buddy Stevie the Sleaze, who lives up to that name. Charlie Vaughn plays The P.O. who is constantly after Mike making sure that he is staying on the right side of the law. Elissa Dowling plays Maude, the Obi-Wan Kenobi type that Mike meets at the Laundromat, who always gives him the best advise. and finally, international superstar, Domiziano Arcangeli, plays the Scary Mystery Man. I can't tell you anymore about him. He is full of answers to the secrets which keep the other characters in limbo.

We shoot i just a few days here so i will post behind the scenes photos and what not as we go.

O.C. Babes DVD Signing today!!!

2009-08-01T01:14:00.000-07:00

one more thing before i go, tomorrow at 2pm, we will be at Dark Delicacies in burbank signing copies of our dvd O.C. Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown. we will be giving out posters and pins so don't be late!!!

ORGY OF BLOOD TRAILER!!!!

2009-08-01T01:09:00.000-07:00

and here it is in all its freaking glory! the cleaner version of the trailer! for the dirty one you can go to www.orgyofbloodmovie.com . i am very proud of this film and put a lot of hard work into it and am very glad that it is done and will be seen soon.

FINAL GIRL!!!!

2009-06-23T13:08:00.000-07:00

ok. so here is some new news. i'm in production right now to make four movies, one right after another, blah, blah, blah. but, FINAL GIRL is getting put together pretty fucking good. the cast so far is Domiziano Arcangeli, Chandler Maness, Devanny Pinn and i can't say anyone else until i have papers in front of me. picture this: Scream meets Saw meets Battle Royal then goes on a date with the Friday the 13th franchise. then you almost have a pretty good idea about what this is about.

O.C. Babes and the Slasher of ZOmbietown RELEASE INFO!!!

2009-06-23T12:57:00.000-07:00

The Special Edition of my little film that could, O.C. Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown, will be released from Midnight Releasing on July 14th!!! you can preorder the DVD on amazon by clicking here....http://www.amazon.com/Babes-Slasher-Zombietown-Elissa-Dowling/dp/B0028NSEKU/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1245787212&sr=8-3

the dvd is much more special than its limited release. this one has a documentry about the making of with interviews with cast and crew and my very first ever DIRECTORS COMMENTARY!!!!! yes that is something to put in all caps.

Caged Lesbos A-Go-Go! a go go some more

2009-06-23T12:46:00.001-07:00

caged is almost done as well. we are using the the vaginal hohlocaust model on it and i can't wait. it should be done this week.

VAGINAL HOLOCAUST NEWS

2009-06-23T12:38:00.001-07:00

so, i saw the rough cut of vag the other day and am very happy with how its turning out. we spent a lot of time making sure that the film look of it was perfect and i'm glad we did. i know its been quiet the last couple months but we should really have something here with in the next couple of weeks and i'm sure that we will have a screening by the end of summer. so get happy about it again!!!

Orgy of Blood is almost done

2009-06-23T12:33:00.000-07:00

ok kids. here is the snatchy. OOB is in the final stages of editing!!!! the orgy of blood website should be up by next week with the trailer. at that point, it is in the hands of the film gods to make sure that everyone gets to see it - which everyone will. it looks great and i love the music in it. i can't wait for this to be done so we all can sit back and watch it!!!! i'm a little over zealous right now.

SEXUAL VIOLENCE AND THE PROJECTS FROM HELL!!!

2009-06-09T10:18:00.000-07:00

Ok. here's the scoop. we are almost shooting ouur new doc, Sexual Violence in Cinema. its coming along quite well. just have a couple more peeps to do tonight and a couplke more next week and we are done with the shooting and then with thhe snip snip. here is who we have done so far....Elina Madison, Shane Ryan, Julie Rose, Ron Jeremy, Phoebe Dollar, Jeff Dylan Graham, Sean Cain, Tommy Pistol, Gia Paloma, Anna Mills, Heather Wixson, Mandy Schafer, Vanessa Moreno, LYT!!! Luke Y. Thompson, Jesse Hlubik, Matty Thunders and Dora DeVaine
there are more to come with some great names and awesome things to say. i can't wait til its done. its gonna be very weird.

now for the rest of this hell. besides cutting ORGY OF BLOOD right now (which btw is 3 hrs and 15 min right now damn it), i am in pre production on 4 other flicks. DING DONG DEAD, FINAL GIRL, THE BROTHERS CANNIBAL and finally, NIGHHT OF THE HORROR WHORE. I am trying to get these cast and shot in the next couple months so i can take a month or two off.

I am also writing a script for Tom Devlin and Lola Wallace called BODY SHOP that is really freaking awesome. so blah blah blah.

we are going to adr ERECTION and O.C. BABES AND THE SLASHER OF ZOMBIETOWN is coming out in stores on July 14th. FRANKENSTEIN, PEEPING BLOG, VAGINAL HOLOCAUST, CAGED LESBOS A GO GO and HE. Should all be out by fall. I am also halfway through my second short films dvd called CREEP CREEPERSIN'S CREEPSHOW PART 2. very creative title, i know. and i still need to finish my comic book CHRONICLES OF THE BLACK DEATH. i'm totally flaking right now.

add my myspace

2009-06-03T00:07:00.000-07:00

NEW FRANKENSTEIN ARTWORK!!!

2009-05-30T13:47:00.000-07:00

PRETTY BAD ASS HUH? thanks tom and lola!!! this will be out on PLAN 10 PICTURES sometime in the next few months. loook for it.

THE ADVENTURES OF ELEPHANT BOY AND WOLFY!!!

2009-05-12T12:11:00.000-07:00

I just finished shooting a kid's horror flick called the adventures of elephant boy and wolfy. we should have a rough cut this june and i will let y9ou know more as we get closer to it. as you know, kid movies is not what i am used to but its something that i have always loved so lets see what happens. it stars Tom Devlin, Chaile Aine Iorwyn and my son Cyle Creepersin!

human race info

2009-05-12T12:07:00.001-07:00

Early Art for The Human Race
Creep Creepersin Human Race Indie Paul Hough
Once again a group of strangers awaken to find themselves in peril in Paul Hough's sci-fi horror hybrid The Human Race. So what are the stakes this time? It's run OR DIE!

The Human Race is an exciting new sci-fi horror film from multi-award winning director Paul Hough (The Backyard, The Angel) and executive producer John Hough (Legend of Hell House, Escape to Witch Mountain). In the vein of Battle Royale and The Running Man, The Human Race is about a mass number of people who wake up in a strange arena and are forced by a nefarious intuition to run laps or face a hideous end.

The film stars Paul McCarthy Boyington (Altered), Eddie McGee (The Angel), Creep Creepersin (Orgy Of Blood), Fred Courey (Cindarella) and Domiziano Arcangeli (House Of Flesh Mannequins). Special FX will be done by Tom Devlin (1313FX).

Shooting begins Saturday, April 25th. Check out the poster art below!

- Uncle Creepy

oc babes and the slasher of zombietown release!!!

2009-05-12T12:03:00.001-07:00

• Midnight Releasing passed on the details on its two titles for July, including its first co-release with Elite Entertainment. That one is DEVIL GIRL, directed by Howie Askins from a script he wrote with Tracy Wilcox and starring Jessica Graham as Fay, a young woman whose cross-country road trip becomes a drive to hell after she encounters a neurotic, drug-abusing clown, and Vanessa Kay in the title role. The official site can be seen here, and the widescreen transfer is accompanied by:

• Behind-the-scenes featurette
• Gag reel
• “Scum of the Earth” music video
• Trailer

Midnight’s second offering is O.C. BABES AND THE SLASHER OF ZOMBIETOWN from writer/director Creep Creepersin, a horror/comedy about assorted genre archetypes trapped in a bar by the flesheating undead. DREAD’s Elissa Dowling, Monique La Barr and Noelle Balfour star; you can see the movie’s MySpace page here. The disc offers a widescreen transfer plus an audio commentary and a behind-the-scenes featurette. Retail price on both titles is $14.98 each.

first look of orgy of blood in fango

2009-05-12T12:00:00.001-07:00

First look: Creep Creepersin’s ORGY OF BLOOD

Written by Samuel Zimmerman
Thursday, May 07, 2009 02:52 PM

News - Film News

Fango recently heard from the creators of ORGY OF BLOOD, the latest from indie writer/director Creep Creepersin, whose O.C. BABES AND THE SLASHER OF ZOMBIETOWN just got announced for DVD (see info here). His new movie (see exclusive photos below) is an erotic vampire opus starring and executive-produced by Italian actor Domiziano Arcangeli.

The story centers on Fosco (Arcangeli, first photo), a 300-year-old bloodsucker who lives a lustful lifestyle in an opulent mansion with his wife Sabina and their son Dimitri. Their lives are a nonstop orgy where anything goes—until the human Fauna and her boyfriend Micah arrive and begin turning the trio violently against each other. While Creepersin (second photo) scripted, it was Arcangeli who brainstormed the concept and story idea. “When I was growing up in Italy in the ’70s, there was this very famous adult-themed comic strip called VAMPIRELLA,” he tells Fango. “It was just wonderful: a true kaleidoscope of exploitation and genius, a bit like a movie by [CALIGULA’s] Tinto Brass [with whom Arcangeli worked on his 1991 film PAPRIKA). All the kids were trying to buy copies of VAMPIRELLA at the newspaper stands, but it was difficult because they were forbidden to minors. Whenever someone was able to steal one from their dad or older brother, we would pass it along to each other like crazy. It was like a dream, for me at least. Like a Gothic erotica, strongly influenced by the pop art and B movies of the time.”

VAMPIRELLA prompted Arcangeli to believe that was how vampire lore should be told. “I loved the classic Bram Stoker novel, of course, and had a certain fascination for Anne Rice at some point,” he says, “but for me, the perfect vampiric story had to be like an episode of VAMPIRELLA—the most politically incorrect type of sexuality, formally and visually gorgeous to look at, with a decadence and Gothic darkness in it.”

“When I spoke with Domi,” Creepersin says, “he really wanted to see a very erotic vampire film that was full of mystery. So that started the wheels turning. Another thing we both agreed on was that we wanted this to be very shocking—not in the aspect of normal shock value, but in the form of the art we portray. Part of this involved bringing in a bisexual angle, as well as the incest theme. We both wanted it to feel like a foreign film in regards to making everything from the sexuality to the killing extremely beautiful. Once we got the location, and seeing Domi in his wardrobe, the film immediately had a feel that encompasses things like silent Lon Chaney films, Hammer horror and even the art of Dario Argento. It is really something beautiful to see.” The cast also includes indie-horror habitués Lorielle New, Randal Malone, Jeff Dylan Graham, Phoebe Dollar, Elissa Dowling and Ariauna Albright, with appearances by fetish performers the NecroGirls.

ORGY OF BLOOD was shot on Sony’s 4K RED hi-def camera, of which Arcangeli says, “It’s like my baby. I love the quality, and I prefer it even to film. It’s so clear, crisp and deep. As an actor, I must say: You’d better look good and be careful with the makeup, because the RED is great, but it does not forgive face wrinkles, lines or makeup imperfections. It sees everything.”

Producer Aine Leicht echoes his sentiments, explaining, “This was my first feature using the RED, and I couldn’t be happier with the results, the way it picks up colors and light. Plus, the depth of quality is beautiful, especially in low light and when using candles.”

“We were trying to make an American-foreign film, if that makes any sense,” Creepersin adds. “When writing the treatment, the only two films that we were trying to blend were THE HUNGER and EYES WIDE SHUT—not so much in story but in feel.” Aside from VAMPIRELLA, Arcangeli cites literature from the period and setting they were trying to embody. “My strongest influence has been the decadence of certain rare Gothic gems from the 1700s or 1800s,” he says. “I think about novels like THE MONK by Matthew Lewis, which is a true masterpiece. All of that obscure literature, mixed with the erotica of pop art and certain European films from the ’70s and ’80s, which are also part of my professional background.”

The result of so many inspirations and ideas has resulted in a movie that Creepersin, Arcangeli and Leicht truly believe to be something special. Creepersin notes, “The story itself is very different from any other vampire film out there, while still giving genre fans the bit of lore and visuals that they have become familiar with.”

“ORGY OF BLOOD is very much a return to a darker, more Gothic and sexually perverse world of vampirism,” adds Leicht. “So many vampire films right now are more action- or teen-oriented, and we really wanted to put their dark and sexual nature back into the mix. This story focuses much more closely on a family of vampires and their own inner conflicts, dealing with their mortality—or lack thereof—and how they cope when an outside element comes in and turns their world upside down.”

ORGY OF BLOOD looks to satisfy and revel in our darkest sensibilities, while putting a smile on our faces. “It should at least bring to audiences’ attention a different point of view on the classic vampire story,” Arcangeli says. “We all saw UNDERWORLD and such; now let’s go for something more gaudy, saturated, sleazy and gory! Can you tell how much fun I’m having?” You can read more about ORGY OF BLOOD at its MySpace page.

‘PLAN 10 PICTURES’ ANNOUNCES OFFICIAL BUSINESS LAUNCH

2009-05-04T03:03:00.000-07:00

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:

Contact:
Nikki Wall
Plan 10 Pictures
714-791-6180
creepsgirl@gmail.com
www.Plan10Pictures.com

‘PLAN 10 PICTURES’ ANNOUNCES OFFICIAL BUSINESS LAUNCH

Los Angeles, CA – May 4, 2009 – The formation of ‘Plan 10 Pictures’, an independent film distribution company, was officially set into motion today. Indie film mavericks Tom Devlin, Lola Wallace, Creep Creepersin and Nikki Wall convened to sign the last of the necessary documents to finalize their partnership in the new venture. The first releases set to be pushed to the domestic and foreign markets include titles such as ‘The Trek’, ‘Creep Creepersin’s Frankenstein’, ‘Easter Bunny Kill, Kill’, ‘The Red’s Breakfast Experience’, ‘Vaginal Holocaust’, ‘Halfway to Hell’ and more.

Tom Devlin, also of 1313 FX, said of the partnership, “I think this was a wise choice for all of us to join forces because we are all bringing unique, but important, talents and energy to the table. Individually, we are all seasoned filmmakers of our own right, and together we will be unstoppable forces of independent madness”.

The group has plans to attend all of the essential film markets to gain the same exposure that the larger studios use to push their releases including Cannes, AFM and others. In addition to promoting their own film productions, the group intends to acquire and release other deserving filmmakers’ projects.

“The one thing that has to be stressed is that we are going to be looking for quality over quantity”, says Nikki Wall, also of Creepersin Films. “We don’t want to be the dumping grounds of other people’s mistakes, but instead we want to find the diamonds in the rough and help the up and coming artist that shows true passion and appreciation for their art to see a return on their financial and emotional investments.”

Although currently under construction, you can find out more information on Plan 10 Pictures at www.Plan10Pictures.com. The company will be presenting their business and marketing plan to select investors for consideration in the very near future and will be seeking to raise an undisclosed amount of venture capital to assist in future growth, however, the partners mutually agreed that with or without the funding, they are confident that their own efforts and contributions will make the company more successful than most.

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Caged Lesbos A-Go-Go!

2009-04-22T08:56:00.000-07:00

we are done with the exception of one small improvement that will take place on thursday. other than that. here are some pics from the set!

couple of great ORGY OF BLOOD shots

2009-04-11T18:28:00.000-07:00

i've been busy. don't have a lot of time to type. here's somes pics!

ORGY OF BLOOD - DAY 1!!!

2009-03-27T00:37:00.001-07:00

hey all! this is some stuff from our first day of shooting. these are all for the ivar or club hell on 3-25-09!!!

here is the cast...

Domiziano Arcangeli
Lorielle New
Chandler Maness
Naama Kates
Vincent Hoss-Desmarais
Jeff Dylan Graham
Elissa Dowling
Phoebe Dollar
Randal Malone
Ariauna Albright
Jed Rowan
Angelina Pendergast
Erica K. Evans
Thomas Kijas
Creep Creepersin
Kevin Derosa
Tiffany Cache
Elina Madison
and
Nickolas Anthony

CREEPCAST #1

2009-03-19T12:35:00.001-07:00

updates!!!!

2009-03-17T02:03:00.000-07:00

hey bitches! what b shakin? n e how. enuff text type. anyhow. Orgy of Blood is moving along swimmingly. we start shooting in less than a week and two days! ha! anyhow. i don't think i posted the Peepinng Blog trailer so here that is...

Also, O.C. Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown is now officially with Brain Damage Films for distro. pretty fucking cool! oh ya and be sure to get your copy of Creep Creepersin's Creepshow! buy it at createspace or amazon

VAGINAL HOLOCAUST TEEZER TRAILER

2009-03-09T12:56:00.000-07:00

HERE IT IS!

ORGY OF BLOOD CASTING

2009-03-07T02:00:00.000-08:00

day one of casting is over and ya know what. there were really some gems in there. i hope we get to use all of them. more casting on sunday. so if you didn't get in on it yet and you want to try out, call aine and set it up. i know you don't have her number, but, if your crafty, you should know the ways you can get her contact info, fuck if your on imdb, your at least 5 or 6 degrees away from kevin bacon, so figure it out. keep it creepy!

Creep Creepersin's Creepshow is out now!!!

2009-02-28T19:39:00.000-08:00

That's right. you can get your copy of CC's Creepshow on DVD. i know its been a long time coming but here it is. it has all my short films and music videos along with all my trailers too! Creep Creepersin CREEP CREEPERSIN'S CREEPSHOW DVD is out now!!! https://www.createspace.com/247068

update

2009-02-25T20:25:00.000-08:00

well. where to start. ok. major accomplishment. i signed the distro contracts with brain damage for O.C. Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown. I think that they are changing Zombietown to Zombie Town, but whatever. Really, i don't care.

We wrapped shooting Peeping Blog yesterday. It was great. Ariauna Albright and Elissa Dowling were freakin rad! I on the other hand, don't know how my performance was. i was so affraid of hurting them that i think i went a little too easy on them. after almost killing Natasha Talonz during the Vag shoot, i am just very very scared of hurting anyone. on another point, playing the Peeper, was very disturbing. That was by far the hardest thing i have had to do as an actor. it beats out a porn director, a mute messenger, a dream man in a mask, a killer in the woods, a out of touch husband, a backwoods vampire, the voice of a transmission or a man vacuuming. i just felt axious the whole time, i thought for sure that cop was going to arrest me while we were shooting. i did things that afterwards i thought to myself, "dude, what the fuck are you doing?" it was hard. that's what she said.

We are getting Erection ready for distro. putting everything together. hopfully, we can get He done this week or next. and then that way, we can get on top of vaginal holocaust.

all day today, i have been trying to get a rough cut of peeping blog, on adobe premire pro. i am a total douche bag. i have rendered a grand total of 6 1/2 hours today.

Creep Creepersin's Creepshow is at the replicators, and Frankenstein will follow shortly there after.

I am writting Orgy of Blood right now and should have a finished copy of that by the end of the week. score.

maybe some day i can get another episode of mr. snowman. who knows.

If the edit of Peeping Blog goes good, this weekend i will be shooting peeping blog part 2: las vegas.

tomorrow night i will be on the independant corner with jonathan moody at 7pm pst. so please look it up and tune in. to hear all of these great little stories. rock.

keep it creepy!

Updates

2009-02-12T10:54:00.000-08:00

O.C. Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown is all done and ready to be shipped off to distro. so get your limited edition copies of the dvd while you still can. they will only be on sale for another day or two. I will let everyone no when the official release date will be for that.

Next up is Erection! After going back and forth on this for awhile now, we have decided to pull the film and try to fix the audio. with that being said, if you have the erection dvd, you now own a small piece of history.The new and improved Erection will be out sometime in march or april.

HE is next. Now, this movie is looking more and more beautiful everytime Gary comes by with a new cut or "look" to it. We will be sending this one off to festivals and such so the release date or what not is not known at this time. but we will keep you up to speed on it.

Now some neat stuff from my past!!! Both Creep Creepersin's Creepshow and Creep Creepersin's Frankenstein, are going to be seeing the light of day here pretty freakin soon.two of my all time favorite prjects will finally be availible for everyone to see. Creepshow will be done by the end of the month and Frankenstein will be done and out by the end of march.

And last but not least, Vaginal Holocaust! We are in the proccess of editing and everything looks fantastic. this one is going to be BIG. so be prepared. Hopefully we will be a Fango this year with a bunch of Vagirific goodies. but until then, here's a taste...

I have a few more things that are coming up. I will be doing a flick at the end of the month with Ariauna Albright and Elissa Dowling called Peeping Blog. Then a more Erotic Vamp tale that i can't say anything about yet. and finally i will be acting in Paul Hough's Human Race. so things are good.

Amateur Porn Star Killer 3D

2009-02-09T09:55:00.001-08:00

I also have a very small role in the new Shane ryan flick, Amateur Porn Star Killer 3D. I'm at the end of this trailer. pretty sweet.

Vaginal Holocaust is in the can!!!

2009-02-09T09:43:00.000-08:00

ya. we are done. after three days of rain we did it. i just really want to thank everyone invovled. Natahsa, Elissa, Elske, Sean, Shane, Bryan, Matty, Gary, Buz, Christine, Ryan, Emma, Ian, Aine, Brain and most imporantly, my beautiful wife Nikki. thank you all sooooooo much. this film is the best one yet.

NEW OBBY CARD FOR VAGINAL HOLOCAUST!!!

2009-01-24T16:16:00.000-08:00

So we are about to get this one here in a week. Its a go!!! So, again, Vaginal Holocaust stars Natasha Talonz, Elske McCain, Elissa Dowling, Sean Cain, Jordon Lawson and Christine Eaton and others in cluding myself. i'll put some stills up from the shoot next week or so.

CD's CD's CD's!!!!

2009-01-15T12:19:00.000-08:00

We have three, count'em - 3 new releases on cd that you can get NOW!!!! O.C. Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown Soundtrack, Creep Creepersin's Frankenstein Soundtrack (which will be availible on DVD in March!) and for all of you Creepersin fans out there, HOUSE OF CREEPERSIN which is a greatest hits album of sorts that has songs from Rise of Creepersin, Faster Creepersin Kill Kill, Creepersin's Final Chapter, Volume 4: The Untimely Death of Spade 13, Volume 9: Flowers for Nikki and Volume 13: Folk Songs for the Dead as well as tracks from The Sci-Fi Originals: Uranus Will Rule You, The Necrofaggots: Here Cum The Necrofaggots plus, demos and super rare comp tracks! click below to get your hands on any of these gems!!!

House of Creepersin CD

O.C. Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown Soundtrack CD

Creep Creepersin's Frankenstein Soundtrack CD

ERECTION DVD OUT NOW!!!

2009-01-08T09:51:00.001-08:00

Creepshow trailer!!!!

2009-01-05T18:44:00.000-08:00

Creep Creepersin's CreepShow Trailer

This will be out soon!!!

NEW HE POSTER AND LOBBY CARD

2009-01-01T12:08:00.000-08:00

HE

2008-12-22T13:49:00.000-08:00

well, we shot the meat and potatoes of HE this weekend. we had a great cast!!! Ariauna Albright, Matt Turek, Malina Germanova, Sean Cain, Jordon Lawson, Ron Hooker, Destiny Rodreguiez, Brain Coyne, Paul Hough, Julie Rose and the awesome Dora Devain!!! So cool. Gary Griffith awesome on the shooting and sounding (that's what she said!) and couldn't have done it without Aine Leicht. you rock. most of all though, i want to let my family know how much they mean to me and that i am sorry that i fucked your weekend up to make this flick. i love you all and i really love my babygirl, Nikki. your sexy and you rock. thank you.

True Horror Story Chapter 6 - The Birthday Virgin

2008-12-05T09:29:00.000-08:00

Chapter 6 – The Birthday Virgin
This story I am about to tell you is true. As hard as it is to believe, it is! I wouldn't believe it either if it weren't for one, small, hard to forget fact – I was there! And, I was there because, it happened to me! Can you believe it?

So, all the fuck I want to do is try to find a way into my new home when I am stopped yet the fuck again. I was walking closer to the house – my house. When a very attractive blonde stops me with a question: “Hey, do you know where I can score some grass, man?”

“Are you serious?” I asked.

“Sure am.”

Now this chick was very beautiful. And I don’t mean she was dressed like a hooker either. This chick had some class it seemed – even though she just asked me if I knew where to by some grass! That is so 1972!

“I’m Marilyn.”

“Of course you are.”

“Well, if you don’t know where to get any grass, can I piss myself for you? Its my birthday and I’ve been drinking.”

“You want to piss yourself? Urinate?”

“Please. Just tell me.”

“Ok. Piss your pants.”

This was stupid to say because she had on a rather pretty dress. It was tightly hemmed right at her waist and then kinda “poofed” out and came down right under her knees. But as sure as I had an erection, yellowish liquid trickled down her inner thigh and dripped off the rounded side of her knees, and dropped in little melancholy droplets into a puddle between her feet and sent piss flavored shrapnel all over her cute, white, knee high stockings.

It just kept coming. Her face was so shocked it seemed. It looked like she enjoyed this but was trying to act like it was wrong or she didn’t understand how to enjoy her experience.

“So…urine, huh?”

“Are you going to rape me or what?”

“Excuse me?”

“Don’t I turn you on?”

“Well, yes. You’re kinda weird.”

“Then rape me.”

“You do know that rape is against one’s will, right?”

“Of course I do. And I promise to put up a fight once you try to put it in me. I just really like that feeling, you know?”

“Not really.”

“Having a big man hold you down and taking all the control away from you.”

“How old are you?”

“19.”

“Prove it.”

She reached in her bag and pulled out the strange form of ID that they use in this weird place. Oh my god! What are the chances!

“Very nice. Do you still live at the address shown here?”

“Yes. 1313 Mockingbird lane.”

“Are you alone there?”

“No I live there with my Aunt and Uncle and my cousin and his grandpa. Those two are on a trip somewhere though. I haven’t seen them in weeks.”

“I see.”

“So are we gonna do this or what?”

“What is your rush?”

“Its my birthday, I’m drunk, I’m high. I’ve been raped in the mouth and in the ass and now I want to finally get raped in the front.”

“How’s this. We just go ahead and fuck like normal and I slap you around a little and maybe punch you in the teeth and fuck up that pretty smile of yours?”

“Deal!” She said, full of birthday excitement.

I took her on the ground right there. I rather liked her. She started to look deep into my eyes and they got all watery when it looked like I might go soft on my end of the bargain (no pun intended). So right before I ejaculated, I punched her right in the mouth as hard as I could. I felt her front teeth fall into her mouth. Blood shot out of her nostrils and hit me in the face.

Behind the blood and broken teeth, I could see a smile. She was happy.

I kissed her on the forehead.

I shot her in the forehead.

With a gun.

I stuck my finger in the hole it made in her forehead while I finished pumping her virgin fun box.

Then I said to myself, “Self? What the fuck are we doing?”

Then I replied. “You are feeling sorry for this girl. I am glowing because I just came.”

“Is that OK to feel that way?” I asked.

“Why are you making this weird! This is what she asked us for! She lives at the house that we think is ours, and you were gonna kill them anyway! What is the big fucking deal?”

Then I said to myself, “Self? If I sucked all my cum out of her, do you think I would feel better?”

“Me, I think you might.”

We smiled at each other. Then I looked down at Marilyn. She still had that smile but was lifeless. I got on my knees and grabbed her from the back of her legs. I placed her knees on both sides of her head then made an airtight seal with my mouth around her labia. I sucked really hard but didn’t seem to be getting very far, so I just laid down on my back and held her vagina over my mouth until it shit out my seed into my mouth.

Her vaginal juices made it taste a little sweeter, but I still eat too much red meat.
Then I said to myself, “Self? You need to drink more pineapple juice.”

Then I replied, “Agreed.”

We laughed.

Then myself said to me. “Now go dump this bitch in the murky water so we can take our house back!”

True Horror Story Chapter 5: Take That Faggot!

2008-11-18T12:59:00.000-08:00

This story I am about to tell you is true. As hard as it is to believe, it is! I wouldn't believe it either if it weren't for one, small, hard to forget fact – I was there! And, I was there because, it happened to me! Can you believe it?

So there I am or was. It was just a few moments since I had said to myself, "Self, we are going to hunt!". I looked up and down the thick fog covered cobblestone streets of this new world in which I was soon to be its master. I was feeling full of myself, like nothing could ever bring me down and that nothing could ever hurt me. That's when it happened!

"Splat!" said something as it hit me in the back of the head. I quickly turned to see what was this creature that said "Splat!" on the back of my head, and before I could, something said, "Splat again!" on my front. I looked down and saw that a broken egg was dripping down my chest. I also noticed that no one said "Splat!" at all. Oddly enough it was just the sound of the egg breaking upon my body. But I did hear words that came from a person right after I noticed this. Those words were loud and harsh. Those words were followed by laughter and then laughter upon the laughter. Those words were, "Take that faggot!"

"Take that faggot!" I thought to myself. "Did I hear them right?" I looked around to see if there were any faggots around me that might have dodged the barrage of hen abortions but I was standing…Alone! Could they have really thought that I was a faggot? Is that even possible? It only happened those two times when I was younger and I was sure that no one had ever found out about that. In fact, I killed those two just because the last thing I wanted was for anyone to find out that I went out buggering one night! Am I now walking through a village of mind readers and psychics?

"NO!" I cried out at the top of my lungs. They cannot know my thoughts! Those are mine and I have fought my whole life to keep them!

I saw the men who through the eggs they were already pretty far away. It would be impossible to catch them if I were a normal human. But thankfully, that is not something that I have ever been. Also I took note that my "Mana" was full so that I could use any one of my magic spells. Typically I try not to use it if I don't have to, or even if its only half full, but tonight, my blue bar ran all the way across the top!

I used my slow time spell!

Brilliant!

They were no match for me at this point. I caught up quite quickly. I grabbed the one whose mouth moved at the same time I heard the "Faggot!" by the scruff of his neck.

"Alright Mind Reader, you will now pay for invading thoughts that I wasn't thinking!"

"No!" the Mind Reader pleaded.

His psychic friends were slowly back peddling from a safe distance. Their mouth dropped in awe of my sheer power and brilliance. Obviously.

"You want to fuck with me?!?! Do you? You want to fuck with me, Mind Reader?!?!"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"In just a few days time your people here will make me their Dark Lord!"

I looked over at the back peddlers and said "You there! Watch and live in fear of my mighty wrath!"

I bent down to the Mind Reader who was down on his knees at my feet. I opened my mouth and with my bottom front teeth, I sliced open his throat. Blood poured out with a great gush and came cascading down his torso and made a nice pool that encircled my feet.

I looked to the back peddlers once more and yelled, "Go now! Go now and tell all who see you to fear their new Master!"

They ran off.

I pulled a crazy straw out of my pocket that I must have gotten at a 7/11 before I ended up in the field and lost my short term memory, and I placed it into the open wound that I made in his neck and drank his sweet, sweet blood.

I asked myself, "Self? Am I now one of the Undead? Am I now a vampire?"

Then I replied, "Me, I don't know. It sure seems like we are heading in that direction now doesn't it?"

Then I said back to myself, "Self, it sure does."

Now I think it's time to make my way into my new home at 1313 Mockingbird Lane!

True Horror Story Cahpter 4 - The Bela Lugosi Look-A-Likerue Horror Story

2008-10-30T19:18:00.000-07:00

This story i am about to tell you is true. As hard as it is to believe, it is! I wouldn't believe it either if it weren't for one, small, hard to forget fact – I was there! And, I was there because, it happened to me! Can you believe it?

So there i was. i was trying to find a way into this beautiful house that i would now stake a claim in. the gates were large and they were locked. i was about to grow wings or a jet pack but thought against it at the last minute because wings might hurt coming out and i don't want to increase my carbon footprint with the jet pack. So i began to walk around as much of the estate as i could, and that's when i saw him.

a man was at the opposite side of the road as i was. The fog had rolled in thicker in last few minutes so seeing him clearly was kinda hard. it seems that he had on a top hat and long overcoat. He was very European Gothic looking. more so when it seemed that someone was shining a light right across his eyes so that i could see him glaring at me. He looked evil,kinda like an old Bela Lugosi movie. I played possum so that he would either think i were dead or just think i was a part of the gate that i was leaning up against. but then i thought, "What if he is like predator and an see my heat signatures and shit? what would i do then?" So i kept still and thought of very, very cold things. That fooled him!

He slowly turned to his left and looked down the street. There was a peasant man - old, with long grey wiry hair and beard rummaging through a trash can. His bloated belly hung out of the bottom of his dirty long sleeved thermal shirt. The Bela Lugosi look-a-like headed towards him with his "claws" out so quickly and quietly, it was like he glided towards him. The old man let out just a small yelp before succumbing to the will of the Bela Lugosi Look-a-Like. I slowly crept towards the scene of the crime, while he was still feeding. I crept so quietly i was proud of myself. I said to myself, "Self, we are creeping so quietly that i am proud of us!" Then Myself replied, "Me too, Me. Me too." What followed though, completely caught me off guard. I thought i had been so careful! The Bela Lugosi Look-A-Like, turn his head up and looked at me. Then he spoke.

"Good day."
"Good day to you." I said.
"Have you ever had blood?"
"Why no sir, not that i can think of. Not by itself at least."
"That's a pity. The blood in these parts are quite good. Of a good stock, you understand?"
"Yes, i think so."
"Well, you either do or you don't young man. Which is it?"
"I do. I understand that the blood in these parts are quite good. Of a good stock. I understand."
"That's lovely. Would you like to try some?"
"Well i suppose just a swallow wouldn't hurt terribly."
"You or him?"
We both broke into laughter
"You must though," he said, "drink the whole thing."
"really?"
"Oh, yes. we mustn't have any left over."
"Should i just have some of yours then?"
"What do you think this is? America? Just because your lazy duff can't find a peasant to drink doesn't mean i am going to give you half of mine!"
We both broke into laughter again. Then he spoke seriously again.
"All you have to do is find what you want and then take it!"
"Really?"
"Definitely."
"Good evening then kind sir and thank you so much for the advise."
"Never mention it. Be seeing you."

I walked away from the Bela Lugosi look alike, wondering if it was really him after all. I looked back and saw that he was still hunched over his victim. i began to get hungry. I was also very horny, but thought i should eat first. i hate to fuck on an empty stomach, and, i don't masturbate in places that i do not own. So, enter - the hunt!

True Horror Story Chapter 3 - The Dead Cat

2008-10-30T16:19:00.000-07:00

So there I was, I had fallen out of the door and plopped down onto the dirt like an anal baby from a gay couple that was allowed to be married after they stopped Prop 8 and we allowed to be married and make babies. It was beautiful! I looked all around me, wiping myself clean of all the anal leakage that had clung to my misshapen body as I fell through the door, and looked out upon the town – no, village, that I had stumbled upon, complete with cobblestone roads that winded up and down dark streets that were lit with old oil filled street lights that lit all of the dark, dreary ones that scuttle around to and fro to their perspective holes in the walls. The village was black and white and if you could have black and white in color! Do you understand what I am saying? Black and white – in color! Of course you don't. sucks.

So anyhow, there was all sorts of eye candy that was overloading my senses! I saw a man who was sitting on the road who had an enormous belly. The man had no shirt on and in his hand, he held a broken bottle. The man was slicing his naked, hairy tummy with this broken bottle and then continued to "spoon feed" himself the blood and very small pieces of flesh that hung to the glass. Every time the man would swallow, he would say, "Well, thank you sir." And then with his free hand, would shake all of his middle girth and say back to himself in a very deep, but friendly, voice, "Don't mention it old chap. All in a day's work."

How freaking strange I thought. I couldn't believe how polite the two were!

Then I saw a woman lying on the sidewalk, trying to fuck herself with a dead cat. I thought this was most peculiar. The woman had on a dirty blouse and a dirty overcoat and a dirty wool cap with a big dirty blue ball on its top but no pants. The woman didn't even have on any damn knickers. She had on some dirty white stocking that were quitters (meaning that all the elastic had stretched out and now they hang all droopy half way down her shin) but no panties. She was trying to shove this dead, stiffened cat, head first, up inside of her vagina. The woman would say, "Here pussy, pussy, pussy. Here pussy, pussy, pussy." And then she would get very upset and yell, "Get into my fucking box you stupid dead cat!" and she would really try to slam that thing in there. I could tell it was probably hurting her more than the dead cat. Mostly because the cat was dead. I noticed that the stains on her socks might not be dirt and might just be shit. But I didn't want to get down there with my face that close. Not that I didn't want to smell her shitty socks, but more so that she wouldn't try to shove my head deep down inside of her vagina. I wasn't sure if a dead cat could still have fleas. I hate fleas so fucking much I don't even know where to begin.

At that point I said to myself, "Self, that was some strange shit now wasn't?"

I answered back quite promptly. "Indeed. That was some strange shit there Me."

I walked further down the road and saw how all of the people here in this town, were either these sexually fucked peasants, or these cookie-cutter, 3 piece suit, business men that came complete with their hats and glasses, all Clark Kent style. They all seemed to be in a hurry and didn't have much time for me at all so it seemed.

I continued up this road and there at the end of the road, I saw a house that I have only seen in my dreams an old creepy haunted house with a big iron gate and dead overgrown growth. When I looked up, lighting struck and I gave out a loud sinister laugh and decided that this would be my new home. 1313 Mockingbird Lane! Hahahahahahahahah! I hope the Munster's have moved out.

TRUE HORROR STORY CHAPTERS 1 AND 2 - The Sticks / Attack of the Bovine

2008-10-13T10:58:00.000-07:00

the true horror story!

I wasn't sure how I got there, and I wasn't sure where there was. I knew for certain that I was standing in a field – a farm land type of place. The type that has barns and corn fields and shit.

Anyway.

I woke up and started to look around. Next thing I know, I am in a pretty sweet pair of overalls. I looked behind me and there I saw an old tore up looking drive-in theater screen. It was very cold outside, the sun must have just rose. I started walking towards the sign and I saw that there was a door way leading in to a type of shed behind the screen. I entered.

It looked as though the place hadn't been entered in years, well at least not by people. There was bird shit everywhere! I noticed something moving outside though through one of the many cracks and holes in the wood.

There was a woman laying in the field. She sat up and looked like she didn't know what was going on either. She began to call a man's name. I didn't recognize it so I didn't think that she was calling out to me. She was extremely beautiful. She was heading right for the screen. The voyeur in me stayed and watched her walking around in confusion. I bumped something with my foot. I looked down to see what it was and I found a plastic bag. I reached down and picked it up. Inside the bag, looking right back up at me, was a severed head. It must have been slightly fresh, there was still blood filling up in the bag. I figured that this is probably who the woman was looking for. I thought I would she if she wanted it.

I step out of the other side of the shed and kinda snuck up on her I guess. I wasn't trying to startle her or anything, I was just being creepy for fun I guess. She looked inside the shed and decided that she didn't want to go inside. She took a step back and turned and ran right into my chest. She screamed and I lit a cigarette. I tried to tell her that she didn't have to scream and that she should calm down. She finally did. She told me that her and her boyfriend were driving last night and that their car broke down. Her boyfriend went of to get help and the next thing she could remember was waking up here in the field under the drive-in screen.

Since I can't seem to remember anything from before me waking up in the field either, I asked if I was her boyfriend. This question seemed to both confuse her and make her a teeny bit anxious. I figured if I wasn't her boyfriend that the head in the bag belonged to him. I showed her the bag. She wouldn't touch it. But, she did glance in. she screamed. I thought that this would be a good time to kinda ask her out I my own little way, or at least start the flirting. "I'll trade you this head for let's say your panties. Deal? Do we have an accord?"

She started to run. I know! I couldn't believe it either. Suddenly the bag in my hand was a very large sledgehammer. I figured it was for smashing so when the woman tripped over her enormously large feet, I brought the sledge down on the side3 of her skull. She was much more pleasant to be around when she wasn't yelling and screaming about shit that I didn't understand.

I looked in the shed and found an old dirty blanket. I grabbed it down. There were quite a few black widows on it so I got rid of those pesky critters and was walking back towards my little silent sunshine when I saw an apple tree right on the other side of this small wooden fence that broke up the land between this drive-in and that farm. This was the first time that I noticed all the bovine that was starring me down. It was a little creepy because of quiet and cold the morning was, and also because I had no idea who or where I was. In fact, this could be my farm and this could be my cattle which makes those fucking apples, MINE!

I hoped the fence and grabbed myself an apple. This disturbed my cattle. They started making a lot more noise then they were when I was on the other side of the fence. So maybe they aren't mine. My God, maybe I'm stealing someones apples! Or, they might not like me because I'm the one that sends them to slaughter? I'll go with that one. It makes me feel a little less guilt.

I laid out the blanket. I thought that me and my new friend could have a picnic. I know it is just apples, but apples are good, right? I snuggled up next to her, spooning her while I ate my very delicious apple. I tried to offer her some but it seems that the lazy bitch already went back to sleep. I'm sitting here thinking to myself, "Damn bitch! Your lazy ass just woke up not more than a half hour ago and your ass is asleep again." No matter, I had fun making funny faces at her that she couldn't see.

I thought that it was about time to take her back to what I hoped was my house up on the farm over there, get cleaned up and get down to fornicating with my new friend here. When I got up, her eyes opened, and she tried to crawl away. I hit her in the back with the sledge. She pretty much stopped at that point. I picked her up and put her down on the center of the blanket. I wrapped both sides around her, lit a cigarette and began to drag her through the field toward the house on the hill.

I kinda scraped her face3 on the bottom of the small wooden fence I walked over it and pulled the blanket through the bottom. I thought for sure she would clear it. My bad. The bovine! They were intense. They were screaming in their moo talk like none other. And they were hopping and running. I did not know that cattle hopped. Did you know that?

We made it to the house. It seemed empty. I hollered out for anyone, no one popped their head out, so I proceeded into my home. I think I broke the woman's back. When I sat her up it cracked really loud and screamed. Then when I let go of her, she dropped to the floor like a sack of dead hookers in a duffel bag. No, I'm just kidding, I've never put dead hookers in a duffel bag.

I grabbed her from under her arms and lifted her up onto the table in the dining room. That's when I saw that she couldn't move her legs. SCORE!

Anyhow.

I got out the duct tape that I always carry in my back pocket and taped the upper half of her body to the table. I ripped off the cloths that she had on, or what was left of them (there wasn't really that much there to begin with). She screamed again. She said, "Please don't. Please don't. Don't hurt me anymore." I said "OK."

"I'll let you have your way with me," she said, "as long as you don't kill me. I don't want to die."

"OK" I said, "sounds fair. But I tell ya, I can't fuck on an empty stomach. I'm gonna need to eat something first."

So, I put on my lobster eating bib, got out my fork and knife and then I heard her scream. "what now?" I said.

"Don't hurt me, please."

"Hurting ya? Hell, I'm eating ya out! I heard you ladies loved that!" I slammed my fork right down in her vagina and cut out a big juicy chunk and took a bite. "A couple more bites like that one, and I'll be ready to do all the fucking you want sugar pants!"

true horror story chapter 2

This story i am about to tell you is true. As hard as it is to believe, it is! I wouldn't believe it either if it weren't for one, small, hard to forget fact – I was there! And, I was there because, it happened to me! Can you believe it?

After i was done with my lunch, i thought that i should look around my farm. i know you are wondering if i got to the fuckin' or not but i will let you use your imagination. i had a lot of land it looked like. i was very impressed with myself. i said to myself, "Self, i am very impressed with us." I agreed.

The bovine had to be up to no good. they were giving my and myself the evil eye. i walked over a small hill and saw a small dilapidated shack. this is when i said to myself, "Self, you really should take care of your shit." I agreed.

Once i got inside the little shack, i noticed that i wasn't singing to myself the last five minutes as i have been walking around like i once thought. but, i was singing on the radio! "Wow!" i thought, "that's weird." Then i saw that there was a giant poster of my head above the radio. "Wow!" i thought, "that's weird." but all my worries went away when i saw that there was a bottle of scotch, a pack of smokes and a porno magazine on the floor next to me. I took a sip of the scotch, lit a smoke, and peeked at the porno and thought i should save it for later and rolled it up and put it in my back pocket.

I exited the shack and started walking back to my house when i saw this old farmer with a shotgun running towards me. he yelled, loud! "Hello Mr. Farmer Man." i said, "get the fuck off my property."

"Your property? are you crazy or something? You have til the count of three before i blow you full of buckshot ya queer!"

"Wow!" i thought, "that's weird." The cattle and now horses that i don't recall being around were now starting to circle me. i was out numbered.

"One!"

uhhhh.

"Two!"

Shit fuck shit fuck

"Three!"

He let a shot off and i cringed. i looked down to see that he missed me all together. Right when i was about to laugh at him for being a horrible shot, something ZAPPED passed my head. not a bullet, but a LASER!

I looked around to see where this could be coming from and then i saw the strangest thing, lasers were being fired out of the head and asses of the horses and the cattle! No shit!

"Wow!" i thought, "that's weird."

ZAP! One hit me alright. Right in my front butt! Right in the crotch. i looked down and saw that the plumbing seemed to be OK, it just made a huge hole in my pants. And then something even stranger happened, stranger than the cattle and horses shooting laser beams out of the heads and asses, my penis grew to ten times the size!

My urethra opened up to a diameter of about 4 1/2 to five inches across. My balls swelled like they never have before. this wasn't just an ordinary erection, my hard on was that of steel!

"Wow!" i thought, "that's weird."

I looked one of the horses dead in the eye and an uncontrollable urge forced a huge glob of semen filled lead right through the skull of the horse, exploding its head like a puppy in a microwave!

The bovine were pissed now. I was greatly outnumbered like i said prior but with my awesome penis and move that would make a ninja cry into his ninja star shaped pillow, I shot loads out and decimated the threat of angry beef and glue. The farmer was nowhere to be found.

i walked around the now quiet field trying to figure out how i could ever get my penis back to its normal size and shape of 1" x 2" x 1" (it is much more manageable that way), i stumbled upon a door. A door that just stood here in the middle of nowhere. i opened the door and walked inside. i was no longer at the farm. it was dark. the door slammed behind me.

Flowers for Nikki and the Untimely Death of Spade 13

2008-09-25T16:37:00.000-07:00

These are out now so go and gett'em damnit! they are awesome. i said so. xoxoxoxo

Volume 9: Flowers for Nikki CD
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Volume 4: The Untimely Death of Spade 13
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Erection Poster!!!!

2008-09-23T09:41:00.000-07:00

hey all. Gary Griffith, the dp and cutter on Erection made this poster. its awesome! plaster this everywhere. thanks again for the first time.

erection stars - Matt turek, trent haaga, heidi martinuzzi, melissa bacalar, noelle balfour, elissa dowling, demetriss moore and me!

Erection is Coming!

2008-09-20T17:52:00.000-07:00

i keep blogging today just minutes apart! WTF!

anyhow, we are going to be letting out a small webshow that is nine episodes long. it is called ERECTION IS COMING. It was just going on as a making of documentary for the DVD release of Erection, but i thought we might let it out before just to give some people something to nibble on.

IT CONTAINS SPOILERS!

so if you want to be surprised by the movie, do not watch past episode 2. anyhow, they will be up on my youtube channel @ http://www.youtube.com/user/creepersin
and also on my myspace page at www.myspace.com/creepcreepersin

enjoy!

Solo Volumes

2008-09-20T17:47:00.000-07:00

As you know from my first solo album, Volume 13: Folk Songs for the Dead, there should be a 1-12. and there is. Volume 13 is like a greatest hits if you will, of my solo stuff. i will be releasing the rest of the albums within the next year. Volume 4: The Untimely Death of Spade 13, came out last year as a download only album but will soon be available in cd form. along with that will come Volume 9 and Volume 8. (Volume 8 is broken up into 4 parts with parts one and two coming out very soon.)

The Mrs. and I are talking about doing another SFO album so we will wait and see how that goes. but for now, get ready to hear a lot of solo stuff. i hope you enjoy it as much i do.

The CREEPSMART Super Store!

2008-09-20T17:43:00.000-07:00

So here is everything that is going down! Creepersin's Final Chapter cd finally came out. SFO's Uranus Will Rule You finally came out. and OC Babes finally came out. i'm a happy man. :)

below are links to get all of my stuff. we will have shirts and the such coming soon.

Creepersin's Final Chapter CD
$10.99

The Sci-Fi Originals - Uranus Will Rule You! CD
$12.99

Faster Creepersin, Kill! Kill! CD
$8.25

The Rise of Creepersin! CD
$8.25

Solo:

Volume 13: Folk Songs for the Dead CD
$8.25

Comps

Welcome to Creepsville CD
$6

WHN-Horror of it all Vol.1 CD
$11

WHN-Horror of it all Vol.2 CD
$11

Guest Appearances:

Kings of Evil Vol.1 CD
$8.25

Film

OC Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown DVD
$19.99

Creep Creepersin's Frankenstein DVD
$19.99

The Legend of Cartwayne Twain
$9.99

Blood Lust Romance
$9.99

Blood Lust Revenge
$9.99

you can also get the books as downloads for only $1.99!

OC BABES AND THE SLASHER OF ZOMBIETOWN--OUT NOW!!!

2008-09-20T16:01:00.000-07:00

OC Babes and the Slasher of Zombietown DVD
$19.99

OC Babes and the Limtied Edtion Release DVD Cover

2008-08-24T14:24:00.000-07:00

so i finished it. ya. its not much different from the poster but whatever. i like it. so here it is. rock it.

got a lot done

2008-08-20T20:29:00.000-07:00

got a lot done today. i finished the artwork/templates for Frankenstein and CreepShow so that rocks. and i also cut the behind the scenes documentry of Frankenstein called "The Test of Our Stupidity" so that's fun. I am still waiting to get all the artwork back from oc babes.

tonight though i have to record those two new songs for Erection. hopefully i will do it tonight and not put it off any longer. i have just been so damn tried. i'm hungry as fuck right now though.

We have a release date for CreepShow and i can't remeber what it was, i think its like two weeks before halloween. just a recap - the shorts on CreepShow are Decomposing Jack, the room mate, michelle, the bedroom, baby dracula, i need more blood, meet me out in the sticks and the rabbit is leaking. it also will be the first time ever that any one has seen my first "full-length" that never got cut until now, called "a night with the outlaw". its about 45 minutes and it is just a test to see if i could make a movie with no crew no script and no anything. i had a cut of it at one point and then it vanished off the hard drive. oh well. i will just cut it again. it will also have trailers for the frankenstien movie, oc babes, erection, decomposing jack, the room mate and so on and so on. so that will be very cool when it comes out.

if i can shoot it in time for the release i might also do a short that i have been wanting to do for a while now that is called "Bathroom Love: The Musical" i don't know if we will have time to put it on there but we will find out.

anyway. blah blah blah.

keep it creepy

invasion

2008-08-20T09:41:00.000-07:00

so i finished watching INVASION last night. the short lived alien series about the hybrids in florida. if you haven't seen it, please go watch it. the writing is very very good. The parenting is stupid as fuck but the show is fucking addicting. everyone said that the end would drive me crazy and it wasn't as bad as twin peaks so i'm happy with that. Great show though really. i need to know what happens next.

I have some video editing and recording to do today so i need to do that. maybe i will make thhat birdhouse this morning with Chaile. hmmmmmmm. i am writing this script that i am writing for the sole purpose of trying to sell. it is very hard to do that. i think that is why i have been putting it off this whole time. i don't know.

keep it creepy

updates

2008-08-19T20:21:00.000-07:00

okokok. erection is almost done. we are almost finished cutting the poor thing. i am recording two brand new songs for the movie one called "Whore (a lullabye)" and the other called "Solace". I will let you know when all of that is done.

OC Babes and the slasher of Zombietown is being sent out to distro peeps here pretty soon. i am waiting on the final artwork for the cover for ou press kits and such.

Creep Creepersin's Creepshow and Creep Creepersin's Frankenstein will be out on DVD before halloween. that is my goal here!!!

on the music side of things, we are trying to come up with a good way to put out Creepersin's Final Chapter, Volume 4: The Untimely Death of Spade 13 and also the SFO album Uranus Will Rule You! Right now they were availible on a top secret download thingy but we think we will be putting them in CD form here soon.

As soon as we get the new website up for Creepersin.com, we will also have the House of Creepersin album up for free download.

on the book side of things please, if you buy my books at all, please go to my store on lulu.com that is the only place that has all of my books and it also has 1.99 downloads if you like to read on your computer. lulu.com/creepcreepersin

other than all of that, there are two more projects that i am working on this year and i am going to be acting in them in bigger parts than i am used to. one is called HE, and the other is called NONE. so i will let you know how those things go as we go.

and by the way..... on september 2nd, you can see me on chillertv.com! i play the stalker in a short film called STRANGERS that will be up on there. watch it vote for it and then it will be on your tele on halloween night on the Chiller Network!!!!

That's all for now i think.

keep it creepy.

i lost it

2008-08-19T02:37:00.000-07:00

well, i thought i lost a way into here today. i couldn't remember the email that this account was attached to. as you can see, the problem has been solved. good.

Unsane Sam - Chapter 2

2008-06-06T12:18:00.000-07:00

Chapter 2

The door opens and they walk through. The house is beautiful. It is old. The floors are dark hard wood and the walls are tall and white. The room was lit brightly from the sun even though it had been raining all day. When they got into the living room they noticed that the only thing in the room was a bed. It is one of those twin bed’s with a wrought iron frame. It has a pillow in a white pillow case and a single white sheet tucked in firmly at all corners. Peculiar for the reason that it was the only thing in the room.

The white sheer cloth curtains dance as the gentle breeze cameos through the open French doors. This soothed them. Made them want to jump in bed and fuck off. The next room they entered was the kitchen. It was bare. Except for the fixtures of course. An old timey kitchen w/high ceiling. This room was much colder than the main room. Old cabinets, and a sink with all the porcelain cracking off of it in big chunks with rust and mold eating through it. This room. Like the one before, had a small twin bed in the middle of the room. It looked like the same one. Out of curiosity, he ran into every room in the house to see if all of them had this bed in the middle of the room. His curiosity turned into fright when he found that they all did. Even the bathroom!

He started to hyperventilate. His chest tightened. He ran into the kitchen and looked out the open window. Out the window was a steep muddy slope that was about twenty five feet down from where he stood. Stacked neatly, in nice tight lines down the slope, were row after row of matching tables and chairs. Matching!

He could not breath. He got on his cell phone and called headquarters. “There is no furniture! Only beds! Hello? Hello!” He couldn’t hear anything on the other end of the phone. The silence screamed at him, pounding his brain. “Just beds! I can’t hear you!”

The silence beat him onto the floor at great volumes. That is where he fell, between the kitchen and the main room. That is where his eyes closed and his ears bled.

Gritty - Chapter 2

2008-06-06T11:22:00.000-07:00

2

At the same moment that Jay shuts the door to the hooker hotel room, about 15 miles away on a dark highway, 5 super hot bitches a zooming down the road. It’s quiet in the car. And everyone seems to be pissed.

“Tallulah?” says Maureen.

Maureen is a funny girl. She has those giant blue eyes with hair as dark as the night. Her skin is as pale as pancake batter and she always seems to be a little more serious than she needs to be. Right now she is serious because she has been driving for a very long time and no one will speak to her.

“Tallulah?” Maureen says this a little louder this time and there is still no answer. Maureen cannot tell if Tallulah is asleep like Roz and Mandy or not because she is wearing her black sunglasses and its pitch black outside. Tallulah has this long slender body but she has all the good fat pockets where she is supposed to. Besides that, she does things when she’s drinking that makes porn stars blush.

She is wedged in between Roz and Mandy in the back seat. Mandy is a pretty plain chick. Sandy brown hair. No real style to it. But Roz on the other hand, has the biggest, most godnormus tits in the world. They are so freaking big that people always think that she is some obese fat chick. It is just that she can very rarely find cloths to fit her. Girls are so cruel too. If she where’s anything that is sexy or revealing I the least bit, every bitch in the room glares, gives dirty looks and talks shit. The last time it happened, some guy was drooling all over himself at the site of these giant tits. That was until the guys girlfriend came up and accused Roz of being a fucking home wrecker, and beat the shit out her. It just took a little pull for those monster to rip through the top that she had on. Next thing Roz knew, she was on the ground crying, looking on while everyone laughed at her and pointing at the biggest tits on the most insecure girl in the world.

I wish I could say more about Mandy. She’s just fucking boring. The only reason why the girls brought her along in because she had enough money for gas for their trip. The only reason why I allowed that to happen is because without her, in about three hours, this story could get really dull.

“Tallulah? You cannot still be mad at me.”

Tallulah raises her head up and says, “Oh muthafucka yes I can bitch.”

“How was I supposed to know it was gonna blow?” Maureen asks.

“It is Spring fucking Break. Who stays at school during Spring fucking Break?” Then under her breath she whispers, “Jackass.”

“Look, Chico State is supposed to be thee party school. How was I supposed to know that this was their Spring Break week?” Maureen pauses and clears her throat. “Are Mandy and Roz still sleeping?”

Tallulah looks back and forth at them. They are sound asleep sawing logs like the greatest lumberjacks of any day. “Yep. Should I wake them?”

“No. Let them sleep. I don’t need everyone talking shit again.”

For some reason, most likely because Tallulah is a bitch, she slaps Roz across the face as hard as she could given the small place in which she is seated.

“What the fuck?” Roz yells.

“Oh, you had a little something on your face right here.” Tallulah trails off. “I thought is was a bug or something.”

“Whatever cunt.” Roz seems to be a little bit upset with the way she has been awoken.

Tallulah throws her head back and laughs and laughs. She then swings her head around to face Mandy with her hair all over her face. Then, at the top of her lungs. Tallulah yells in Mandy’s ear, “That’s some pretty fucking funny shit, huh?”

This causes Mandy to jump. But like I said before, Mandy is totally fucking boring and doesn’t serve much of a purpose other than to get our girls from here to there a little later.

“Where the fuck are we?” Mandy says.

Tallulah responds like a prophet of their generation with, “Six hours from Hell Fuck and the rest of our lives away from Shit Fuck.” Tallulah follows this pearl of wisdom with laughing and snorting.

“God, are you still drunk.” Asks Roz.

“We’ve been in the car for like seven hours.” Mandy adds.

Tallulah pulls a fifth of Jim Beam out form in between her legs, “Yep. I am still drunk.” She then leans into Mandy and lays her head upon Mandy’s shoulder. “You wanna take me home? I’m a real cheap date. I’m already all liquored up for ya.” Tallulah leans in for a kiss.

Mandy pushes her away, “Fucking Dyke!”

“Hey! Fuck that shit!” Maureen is a lesbian. She doesn’t like it when people, especially her friends, language like that.

“No. That’s okay.” Tallulah says, “I can dig it.”

“Well I can’t.” Maureen says.

“That’s cool. No worries.” After Tallulah says this, she rolls her eyes hard underneath the dark black sunglasses.

It’s been quiet for a couple minutes now so Roz tries to break the silence. She looks at Tallulah and says,“I didn’t know that you were into girls? Have you always been?”

“Oh I’m not. I just bi or tri or whatever, I don’t care. And besides, stuck in this car for seven damn hours even makes you look fuckable.” They all begin laugh. “Come here Sugar Tits!” Tallulah grabs Roz’s tits and starts squeezing them repeatedly. “Honk! Honk!” Tallulah yells.

“Get away!”

“Tickle, tickle, tickle.”

While Roz tries (but not hard enough) to get Tallulah off her insanely large knockers, Mandy asks Maureen a question.

“So when did you know that you were a lesbian?”

“We are not going to talk about that.” Maureen says in a stone face manner that left a lot of tension behind it.

“OK. Well, what about you Lena?”

Lena! Alright. Now we get to talk about Lena. Lena is a hot little blonde with droopy little “fuck me” eyes. She is the youngest one in the car by like five years. In fact, she is only 16 but no one I the car knows it. not even her girlfriend, Maureen who is about six years her senior.

Instead of Lena answering, Maureen does for her. “She’s not aloud to talk right now.”

“Why?” Mandy asks.

“Because I said so.” Maureen says and then looks over at her lover and for a second gets lost in her eyes. But, knowing she could kill everyone in the car by doing that, she stops and looks back toward the road.

Just then, Tallulah screams as if a giant 18 wheeler was barreling into them. “FUCK THIS SHIT!!! Pull the car over! Pull the fucking car over now!”

In a panic, Maureen says, “What the fuck? Why?”

“You dumb bitches promised me a good fucking time. You said we’d be partying and we haven’t done shit! Pull off the road.”

“Here. In the middle of nowhere?”

“Maureen, it’s the of somewhere! We are going to find a fucking club and have a good fucking time. What do you say girls?”

Roz is a little apprehensive. “I don’t know?”

Tallulah continues, “It’s a fucking adventure! We don’t know where we are. We don’t know anybody. We could go into a bar and say we are foreign exchange students from fucking France or super models from LA. Like these fucking bohicks would know any better? C’mon. We haven’t done shit in four days!”

“Alright, I’m down.” says Maureen.

“Okay.” Roz says.

“Fuck.” Mandy adds.

Lena just smiles. Then Roz says. “What about Lena?”

Maureen answers for her. “I said, I’m down.”

The girls scream as the car blares down the highway and exits at the next off ramp.

Frankenstein - Chapter 2

2008-06-02T20:33:00.000-07:00

Chapter 2

Victor sneaks back through the house, through the kitchen and through his door. Victor walks up the stairs. As Victor turns the corner, through the beaded curtain, he says, “No, I didn’t forget about you Frankenstein. I have your breakfast right here.”

Victor reaches down and picks up a bag of pet food. Victor then walks through his dining room, through his living and into his bedroom. There, on his nightstand next to his bed, is a cage. Inside this cage is the odd ball anti-hero of this story. It is a rat named Frankenstein.

Now, Victor named the rat Frankenstein for a few different reasons. I will start with just a couple. Victor relates a lot with Frankenstein the Monster. This is because of how misunderstood the creature was. All he wanted was love, and all that he received was fear and hate. Another reason why Victor named the rat Frankenstein is because, like me, he already had rats named Bela, Boris, Vincent, Edgar, Eric and Motley. Like me, Victor wanted to give his creature more mythical names instead of just names that were favorite actors of his.

Now that last reason that I will share with you is a good one! This reason is filled with speculation and all sorts of hear say and what have you (even though it is just hear say and what have you from Victor and myself). One night, not too long ago, when Victor was just walking around the lot in which the house sits that he lives in, he heard a very high pitch squeaking. It was ear piercing. Although I might want to add right here that I heard the shriek but Victor, Victor heard something else entirely. What Victor heard was a cry for help, coming from the direction of Shelly’s bonfire pit. Victor quickly turned and ran over to the pit. And right there, up against the stones and bricks of the pit was a shaking little rat. He was maybe no more than three inches from nose to tail and was a very light grey color. But the reason why our little friend was screaming was the very large nutria that sat a few inches from our rat friend.

Nutria’s were brought in to the Northwest after most of the beavers were killed by poachers and other assholes who liked to kill the beavers. They were brought in from Canada to try to trick the people of Northwest that there were still beavers running around. There were a few problems with this plan however. First off, Nutria’s do not have big beaver tails. Second, they are fucking huge! Third, they are extremely mean and territorial. So the few beavers that were left in the Northwest have all been pretty much killed off by the Nutria’s. Good plan.

So, Victor scares the Nutria off after it attacked Victor’s leg but somehow Victor managed to step on it. After this happened, the nutria scampered into the brush. The rat on the other hand was hurt; Victor thought for sure that it was dead. So, like any good individual, Victor brought it inside and tried to bring it back to life with the use of electricity! Victor unscrewed the light bulb from the lamp that sits on his end table and then he put the rat’s tail into his mouth and sucked on it. He got it really, really wet. He made sure that he was grounded with the soles of his rubber shoes on the ground and he sat the rat down, tail first, into the lamp.

Thunder clapped and light struck in great succession. All the electrical devises went haywire and sparks were coming out of every which way! Just as the music hit the crescendo, everything went calm, and in Victor’s hand, was a rat; a rat that now moved with new life!

Do I believe that story? No, not at all. Victor doesn’t even believe it. The main reason being is that he hasn’t thought of it yet. In about five years from now, when Victor gets caught trying to molest a child that lives nearby, the child will tell that story to the police as to how Victor got the kid up in his room. Apparently, Victor will say to that child, “Hey you want to see my rat that I raised from the dead?”

So now Victor sits on the edge of his bed hand feeding the rat, whose name is Frankenstein. Frankenstein doesn’t seem to be very hungry. Victor on the other hand, really wants Frankenstein to eat though because he doesn’t want Frankenstein to get any ideas about eating people after watching George A. Romero’s Night of the Living Dead! So, after about 10 minutes or so, Frankenstein eats a few pieces of corn and seed.

The Room Mate - Chapter 2

2008-06-02T20:30:00.000-07:00

Chapter 2

By the way, all of this is true. It all really happened. Some names have been changed to protect people. I won’t tell you if I am Dale or Harry, but I am at least one of them.

Anyway. On with the show.

So it is now the middle of the night. I can’t tell you what time it is because the clock is facing away form me. Dale is asleep. Not well from the looks of it. He is sweating profusely. Kinda gross.

The sound of two people fucking their brains fills the air.

“Ahh!” Dale sits up in bed as if he was being awoken from a horrible nightmare. Dale looks around the room to see what time it is. The fucking has caught his attention though.

Curious, Dale gets up and tippy toes across his room. Dale slowly opens his door. He creeps out into the hallway. He looks around. It sounds like not only that they are fucking, but, that someone, probably Darla, is getting a good ass spanking while they are going at it.

He creeps across the hallway and as if he was having a problem hearing them, he places his ear up against the door. Dale grins, shakes his head and walks away.

Dale, I’m sure a little jealous, walks to the kitchen and grabs a cup of water. He takes a sip as he walks into the living room. He sits down, grabs the remote and turns on MASH. He looks to the VCR and notices that it is 3:30 am.

After sitting through MASH and an infomercial on a syringe that can inject your meats with garlic cloves, Harry’s bedroom door flies open.

Harry storms out, totally naked, dripping with sweat, and heads straight for the kitchen. Harry slams his bottle of empty bottle of Crown down on the counter, opens the refrigerator, grabs the jug of water and takes a huge gulp.

Dale looks over at him, “Man, you and Darla can really go at it.”

Harry swallows, “Darla left a long ass time ago.” He takes another drink.

“Then who is in there with you?” Dale seems confused.

Harry swallows. “Nobody.”

With that, Harry put the water back in the fridge and power walked his naked ass back into his room giving his door a nice hard slam.

Dale on the other hand, looks lost.

Blood Lust Romance - Chapter 2

2008-06-02T20:17:00.000-07:00

Chapter 2

I am now sitting in the back seat of an old Oldsmobile Delta 88. It is brown with brown interior. Why? Because I needed an old dingy car for Blacky to drive. The best one I could think of was this particular car. My grandmother had one. Her’s was white with blue interior. It was a tank. One day when I was 14 or so she was driving me around town back in Cypress, California. We turned right onto Ball road from Walker Street and her car door flew open. I yelled at her. “Grandma Your door is open ” She slapped me and told me not to yell at her. Then she seemed surprised to find that her door was open. “I wondered why it was so loud in here,” she said. After that she hit a couple of parked cars in the neighborhood and we deiced that granny shouldn’t drive anymore.

Anyway.

I’m in the back seat of Blacky’s car. He is driving. Seated next to him is his girl, Red. I tried to come up with some cool way that she got her name, like loving to go down on girls while they are on the rag or something. But that didn’t hold much water with me even though Snake will give that reason to Gilby a little bit later. It was really because when I think of a fucked up couple, I think of Krug and his girl from “Last House on the Left,” which is one of my favorite movies of all time. David Hess should have got a fucking Oscar for that.

Anyway.

The only light that comes in the car is from us driving under the street lights. They are not speaking to each other. At first, it was because I wanted to build the suspense at the beginning of this scene. But really it is because “Omaha” by Waylon Jennings is on the radio. I really like that song. So in their heads I told them to shut the fuck up.

We reach our destination. It is Café Westminster, on Westminster Boulevard where it meets the 405 freeway—in the same parking lot as the In and Out burger and the Motel 6. They walk out onto the patio because they smoke. It is more because I smoke and I want to hear what is going on. The patio is long and narrow. You can fit two tables across it but it goes back as far as the building. At the end of the patio sits Snake and Gilby. Snake just told Gilby how Red got her name as we walked up. I sit a couple of tables back just so I do not interfere.

Blacky throws a grocery bag down on the floor next to a chair which faces the exit, then sits. Now Blacky is an old school mother fucker. He is about 50. His body looks a lot younger, but his face seems as if it may have worn more years than that. Back in the old days, Blacky ran this town. He was the boss. But as everyone who worked for him started falling to the cops or to rival gangs Blacky realized that he was getting pretty lonely. The thing that did it though was when kids half his age started pushing him out. Now the town is run by Asian gangs. I wish I could tell you what nationality these gangs are, but I can’t. I am just some fucked up honkey. I don’t think it would add a lot to the story anyway.

Anyway.

As Blacky got older and his buddies went down, he got pushed out. He was reduced to just a plain old street thug. Most of his old partners are out of the can now but have deiced to try to go straight. One guy named Candy opened a bar where Blacky actually met Gilby. I was there too. I let Gilby wear my coat.

Anyway.

So now Blacky runs around with younger goons. They are all the same, old or young. It really doesn’t matter. Blacky put his feet up on the table and lit a cigar while I told you his little background story. They heckled the Mexican that came up to give them water. They ordered some coffee and then threw a toothpick at the waiter. They are still laughing right now. Red sat down on his lap. She puts her arms around Blacky’s neck and gives him a kiss on the cheek. She reaches down to rub his crotch on top of his tight faded black jeans. He likes it but pushes her off of him. She sits next to him.

Now Red is about 15 years younger than Blacky. She is an ex-hooker that Blacky picked up when he was trying his luck at pimping. She was such a conniving little bitch that they ultimately fell in love. She acts like a little kid most of the time and then a dirty whore for any time left over. The window next to her faces the inside of the restaurant. Red notices that there is a little kid sitting up on his knees looking out the window at her. She puts her face up to the window. A small sheet of glass separates the two. Red smiles and then sticks out her tongue and scares the shit out of the little kid. Really. The kid shit his pants. In a couple of minutes his mother will become aware of it and drag him by the arm to the bathroom clean him up and spank him. She will feel bad in a couple of years though when she finds out it is a medical problem that makes him shit his pants.

Anyway.

Gilby is looking at the menu right now. He hasn’t eaten anything all day. I made him do that so he would be really hungry right now. He is also wearing my old Evil Dead shirt. I let him wear it because I just seem to get fatter and fatter. It doesn’t look good on me anymore. When I wear it I feel like those old geeky motherfuckers at horror conventions who don’t look like they shower and still live at their mom’s even though they are in their late thirties. I can see the guy at the convention now. His stomach is hanging out of the bottom of his shirt. Fuck. I’m gonna get a salad instead of the tuna melt.

Gilby looks a lot like my friend Jeb. Tall and skinny with a beard and dreadlocks. He wears glasses too. Thin frame. Makes him look smart. Snake looks a lot like this guy I used to know that looked a lot like Davey Havok from AFI.

“So, Blacky, where is this fucking guy?” Snake blurts out.

Blacky looks pissed. “Hey, I told you he would be here. And second, don’t you fucking talk to me like you’re running shit around here, shit head. Cuz you ain’t,” says Blacky.

“Ya, shit head,” Red chimes in. “You ain’t running shit around here. This is Blacky’s show.” She turns to Blacky. “Tell’em, Honey.”

“I just fucking did you dumb bitch. Pay fucking attention.”

Snake laughs a bit under his breath as do I. But Gilby is still staring at the menu. He is getting very hungry.

“So are we gonna get any food or something?” says Gilby. “The tuna melts here are pretty damn good.”

I told him that.

Snake adds his two cents. “Ya, I could go for a sandwich.”

“No one is getting any sandwiches,” says Blacky.

“Why the fuck not?” Snake spits out.

Now the one thing that Blacky has never gotten used to is how the younger generation of thugs have no respect. Back in the old days if someone would have said that to Blacky he would’ve gutted the poor bastard where he stood. But times are hard. There are not that many goons who want to work with an old timer any more.

But Blacky put his finger out and pointed it at Snake. Blacky looked down his finger like he was aiming a gun right at Snakes head. And said, “Shut the fuck up.”

With all that build up you might have thought that Blacky would come up with something a bit better wouldn’t you? Me too. Blacky isn’t the most articulate guy in the world I guess.

“Ya, shut the fuck up! God!” says Red.

Then Blacky looks at her and paces his words. “Shut the fuck up!”

At this point they have managed to get the attention of everyone on the patio. Blacky notices this and throws his arms up. “Do you assholes need something? Mind your own fucking
business! ”

When Blacky said the word “assholes” he glanced past me. For that I am going to give him a vagina for a couple seconds. When it happens he will say “Fuckrocket ” so you know that it happened.

Everyone on the patio finally turns around and as this is happening Johnny walks up. Johnny is late. He is late due to the suggestion of an actor I know who thought Johnny should be late because he and his girlfriend got into a fight about him going out tonight. Johnny was stupid enough to tell his girlfriend where he was going and what he was doing. They yelled for a while but then he yelled at her some more because she used a Brillo pad on his new Teflon frying pan. She fucked it up. Johnny pulled her hair a bit and grinded his teeth when he called her a stupid bitch and a cunt. He should have known better than to do that. Her father used to say that to her while he was sodomizing her when she was twelve. She left and went to her mom’s house where her mother convinced her never to go back to him again.

Johnny looks exactly like my friend John. John has big blue bulging eyes coming out of his head. So does Johnny. John also weighs about 98 pounds soaking wet. So does Johnny. John has long black hair and stubble. So does Johnny, but Johnny’s stubble isn’t as long as John’s
Johnny and Snake make eye contact. So Snake puts his hand out to shake Johnny’s hand. As Johnny goes for it, Blacky stops them.

“No fucking names, alright?” Blacky says. “I don’t know this guy too well.”

This is a half truth and I will tell you more about that later. But there now is a cloud of silence.
Blacky eyeballs a chair for Johnny to sit in. Johnny takes the seat. He is now at the head of the table. Johnny is shaking a great deal. He is a little nervous, but he is shaking because he is an ex-tweaker. He has done so much speed during his life that he always has the shakes.

“You, my friend, are late,” Blacky says slowly.

“Ya. Sorry.”

“You look nervous. You cool?”

“Ya. I’m cool. Don’t sweat it.”

Blacky stares at him a little bit longer and then reaches down for his grocery bag. Inside of it are brown sandwich bags. He throws them on the table. Blacky then puts one in front of each of them.

“In front of you is a bag with a color written on it. Inside the bag is a ski mask that matches the color written on the bag. That color is your name. Got it? I don’t want anyone using their real names.”

They each look at their bags. Johnny’s bag says “Blue”. Gilby’s bag says “Green”. You probably already guessed what color Blacky and Red have. But Snake, Snake can’t find the color on his bag.

“My bag doesn’t say anything on it.”

“Because your mask,” Blacky whispers, “it’s brown.”

“What?”

“Because your mask. It’s brown.” Blacky gets agitated. “It’s a brown fucking lunch bag. It’s brown. It’s a brown fucking mask ”

“Oh!” Snake replies. “Shit, sorry.”

Snake laughs for what a dumb ass he is. Then Gilby pops off. “Just like in 'Reservoir Dogs.' Don’t you guys love that movie?

Gilby then starts to mimic Steve Bushemi from the movie. “I don’t want to be Mr. Pink. Why don’t you be Mr. Pink?”

This made Snake laugh even harder. “That’s right! Holy shit! Remember when that guy pulled out that fucking…”

Blacky cuts Snake off. Blacky is pissed. “Can you drama fags fucking pay attention?”

Gilby apologizes. “Sorry boss.”

“All right. Now let’s get down to business.” Blacky says, “FUCKROCKET!”

Blacky right now has a very odd look on his face. Snake and Red both think that Blacky has finally lost it. “Nothing. Never mind. I’m fine.”

Then Snake pushed Blacky a little too far. “So….I’m Mr. Brown?”

Blacky yells. “Fuck this! Fuck this stupid fucking shit! ”

Blacky takes all the bags from the table and throws them down on the ground. Blacky turns and looks at Red.

“You are no longer allowed to have any say on how we do things anymore. You got that?”

“What? I think it’s cute.”

“It’s gay.”

Blacky is not the most PC guy around. He’s old school.

Back home, my dog just pissed on the carpet. I should have taken him out.

Blacky breaks. “Alright. Gilby, Snake, this is Johnny. Hurry up and say your fucking ‘Hellos’ so we could get down to business.”

Everyone looks around and introduces each other. Johnny has already met Blacky and Red though.

Blacky looks Gilby in the eye. “Now Gilby. You’re sure, without a doubt, about our situation tonight.”

“Ya. The girl, her folks are gone on a fucking cruise somewhere. They ain’t coming home anytime soon. She said that one of her girlfriends will be staying with her off and on. Or for a while or some shit.”

Johnny interjects. “And you know this how?”

“She told me.”

“You know her?”

“Ya, I know her.”

“From where?”

“At this bar I go to. I was picking up on her, had some drinks, went back to her place, fucked the shit out of her…..”

Johnny stands up. “You’ve got to be kidding me. I’m putting my neck on the line because some drunk whore told you stories at a fucking bar? I’ve got to be out of my mind ”

Blacky grabs Johnny’s arm and pulls Johnny towards him. Blacky’s face is about the width of a cunny hair from Johnny’s. Blacky grits his teeth and whispers…. “Keep your fucking voice down you stupid piece of shit. Sit down and listen.” Blacky forces Johnny back into the chair.
“Little fucking emotional outbursts are absolutely unfuckingacceptable! You will cool it or I will fucking loose it. Are we understood?”

“Ya. We are.”

“Now, I would not be doing this job if I thought for a second that there was a chance of us getting fucked. I’ve been scoping the place. Gilby’s story checks out. Now someone pay for my coffee and get in the van you damn leeches.”

I forgot to have the waiter come out and bring them their coffee. So when Blacky was giving Johnny what for, I made the coffee appear on the table. I gave Blacky decaf and he didn’t even notice. Fucking douche bag.

Unsane Sam - Chapter 1

2008-05-28T19:45:00.000-07:00

UNSANE SAM

Chapter 1

Sam didn’t go unsane until his 24 birthday. I say “unsane” because Sam thought his sanity was sky rocketing him onto the moon. Sam thought that his sanity was the direct opposite of insane which would naturally make him unsane. You get it?

The 24th birthday of a man is sometimes a painful thing. Especially when everyone leaves you all alone at your table at the Claim Jumper to go on about their business; to be busy with their lives, before you get your piece of birthday cake. When the waitress brought it out, she and a couple other co-workers sang the Claim Jumper Birthday Anthem “Happy, happy birthday from Claim Jumper to you! Happy, happy birthday from Claim Jumper to you HEY!” This happened to Sam on his 24th birthday.

Sam sat there all alone at the very large table, that normally Sam would be wondering what kind of wood that the table was made out of. So Sam sat at the large table in the Claim Jumper restaurant, surrounded by people who are enjoying their lunch with their families, while he blew out the single candle on top his Mudpie. When he closed his eyes to make his wish, tears rolled out of both eyes.

This was his wish: “God, please let me be happy.”

On other birthdays with more candles and more family singing and cheering, Sam would wish for things like guitars, certain girls that would fall in love with him, and fame and fortune (which by the way has always been something that has eluded him). But, today Sam’s only wish is that God would make him happy.

Sam then realized that his unsanity was very rapidly flowing through him. To Sam this is a curse. Not on its own, but it is a curse because Sam was already cursed, with another curse!

Gritty - Chapter 1

2008-05-28T19:43:00.000-07:00

Gritty

This is the closet I have ever been to an erect penis as a vagina slams down on it in quick succession. I am laying on my stomach in between Jay's legs as the hooker bounces on him. I wanted to get really close because the room I am in is pretty dark. It is only lit with a small reading lamp on the night stand. It is really only lighting up Jay’s head and chest. I am thinking that he can’t even see the hooker’s face on top of him. The light in the room from where i am begins to strobe. Every time the hooker bounces up the shaft light comes though the gap. When she slams back down it becomes dark again. The strobe effect is getting faster now because the hooker is getting ready to fake an orgasm to try to induce an orgasm from Jay which will also make Jay’s self-esteem go up, ensuring himself that he is a great fuck.

I was right. She faked the orgasm. Jay came. The strobe slowed down. The hooker giggled and Jay feels like a God. Just for the next couple minutes though. Jay is getting ready to leave and when he does, the hooker will lay down on the bed and get out her Coochie Kamikaze and crank it to 11 and in 45 seconds she will scream, cum and squirt all over the bed. She will then light a cigarette and relax with a smile. Three hours from now though, she will ingest a lethal dose of heroin and will not be found for four days due to the fact that she pays by the week.

Frankenstein - Chapter 1

2008-05-28T19:38:00.000-07:00

Frankenstein

The sun is just breaking the horizon. The rooster is cock-a-doodle-dooing. Victor just opened his eyes. Victor was having a dream about an old TV show he used to watch as a kid, Tales of Tomorrow. It was a show like the Twilight Zone before the Twilight Zone. One of his favorite episodes was the one where Lon Chaney Jr. was playing the monster in Frankenstein. Lon Chaney Jr. didn’t look like the monster that he played in Ghost of Frankenstein, but looked more like Robert De Niro monster in Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein.

Anyway, Victor doesn’t dream like most people. Victor dreams like he is watching a movie. He closes his eyes and the movie begins. After the credits, he opens his eyes and wakes up. Sometimes he gets scared and sometimes he doesn’t. You know how when you dream, you dream of your family and friends, Victor doesn’t have either. He has his TV. He dreams about his friends from the screen.

Victor sleeps in his clothes. Victor has black jeans, a white shirt and a black hooded sweatshirt. He also has these really nifty Velcro sneakers that he got at a yard sale a couple years ago. I shouldn’t say that he got them at the yard sale, but after the yard sale ended, and they threw everything away that didn’t sell, Victor dug through their trash and found the wonderful Velcro sneakers. He also has a couple other things that he thinks are of value, but they are hidden in his room somewhere, just in case robbers come in, they wouldn’t be able to find the stuff very quickly.

Victor gets up and walks across his apartment which looks like a bedroom, living room and dining room, all in one. In fact, that is the order of the room as Victor walks through it. His little twin bed rests underneath the only window in the apartment. As soon as he gets out of bed, he walks in between the couch and the small black and white television that sits up on a milk crate. As he makes it past the living room, he walks into the dining room which consists of a small desk and two chairs on either end. This is his dining room table. Right past that is the beaded curtain that leads down the stairs into Victors bathroom.

Victor walks down the stairs and instead of making his way to the toilet, like most people would when they wake up, he makes his way to the giant utility sink to brush his teeth. I made Victor with the special innate trait to never have to evacuate his bladder or bowels. This gives him much more time to brush his teeth and make sure that they are clean.

After Victor brushes his teeth, which lasts anywhere form 15 to 20 minutes, Victor turns around to his small, little Coleman grill that sits upon a broken washing machine. It is here where Victor cooks his one meal of the day. Eggs. Victor loves eggs. Every morning after he brushes his teeth, he cooks his breakfast which consists of eggs. And every morning, to try to put some spice in his life, he tries to cook the eggs a different way. One day he tried over-easy, another he tried poached, yet another he tried an empty omelet. But, everyday, the eggs end up being scrambled. Today Victor tried over-hard.

Victor walks past the door, and up the stairs.

The door!

I forgot to tell you about the door! At the bottom of Victors stairs is a door that leads into the kitchen of the “landlord’s” house in which Victor “rents” his apartment from. I use all of these terms very loosely. Victor’s landlord is a woman named Shelly. Shelly is in her mid thirties. She likes to smoke (mainly cigarettes and weed), drink coffee in the morning and drink anything with alcohol at anytime after 10 am. She doesn’t do fucking anything other than party.

If Victor wants to go outside, he has to walk out his door, into her kitchen. If he does this, it is pretty certain that he will run into Shelly, which means that he would have to have a conversation with her. The problem Victor has though is that he is unable to enter into a conversation with another human being without considerable trouble. As soon as someone starts talking to him, it starts a rabbit trail in Victor’s mind that could lead him to a character in a movie saying the exact same thing. At that point Victor trails off and starts watching the movie in his head. All of this leads to the fact that Victor rarely, and I mean rarely leaves his room.

Victor jogs past the door and runs up the stairs to eat his breakfast. He sits down at his little dining room table desk, puts down his plate, and opens up the porno magazine that was laying on the table, takes a bite of eggs and flips a page in the porno magazine. This too, is a routine for Victor, which he has been doing for years. Well, at least as long as his mother has been dead. I’ll tell you all about her later.

The pornography on the other hand, is a past time of Victors that he likes to do in-between watching movies and doing everything else that Victor does, which really isn’t that much. Victor really likes that part of the magazines that shows all the phone numbers that you could call or the ads for 40 DVD’s for 12 dollars! You know, the weird movies where it has things like, “A Chick with TWO DICKS!”, or “Hermaphrodite and its Horse” that kind of thing. He looks at those pictures, has himself a laugh, gets an erection, wants to touch it, and feels loads of guilt than goes to the next picture. You know, very normal.

After his eggs, Victor walks back down the stairs, peeks out the door, and if Shelly has made coffee, he will run out there and pour himself a cup. Shelly drinks her morning coffee on the back porch because she doesn’t smoke cigarettes in the house. Shelly has to have a cigarette with her morning coffee. So, this means Victor could get his coffee and run out the front door and most likely not run into her. She really isn’t a morning person.

Success!

Shelly has already gone out back with her coffee. Victor gets his coffee and runs out the front. He sits on a chair that he sits on every morning and thinks of what he will do that day. And like everyday, he decides that he will stay inside and watch old movies. He knows that Night of the Living Dead will be on in a little bit on channel 9. Victor will build his day around this two hour event.

The Room Mate - Chapter 1

2008-05-28T19:32:00.000-07:00

The Room Mate

It has been almost 10 minutes since Dale and Ashley have walked through the door, poured their coffee, and not spoken. The only sounds that are echoing through this newly moved into apartment are that of children playing outside and of Dale slurping his coffee. It is quite annoying.

“So have you gotten any work lately?” Ashley says. She hasn’t looked at Dale since they have been in the room. She is just starring absently, at the coffee table.

The two sit on the black leather sofa that Dale got at Big Lots for only $299! Can you believe it?

Ashley has her legs crossed. She really looks a lot like Camille Keaton from I Spit on Your Grave by Meir Zarchy. I guess I like that movie. It tends to come up a lot. But let’s get back to Dale’s answer to Ashley’s most nerve wrecking question.

After a really long pause, Dale says “No.” Dale hasn’t looked at Ashley either. But he is sitting on the edge of the couch looking intently at nothing while he drinks his coffee with the drive of a mad man, hell bent on world domination.

Silence.

Ashley breaks it. “Have you been trying?”

“Yes.” Dale thinks his answer over a bit. “No. Every time I get on the computer to write something, I find that it’s all fucked up from Harry looking at porn or something, so I have to defrag it and clean it and fix it!” Dale takes a nice breath, a sip of coffee, and then sighs. “I just wish he would get his own computer.”

To give Harry a little bit of credit here, it’s not just porn that he is looking at. He does indeed look at a lot of porn on the internet, but what is really fucking the computer up is the fact that Harry is extremely competitive. So every time that Harry goes to log on to myspace, there is some stupid little flash game like, “Be the first to shave Brittney’s head!” or “Slap Bush” or some other stupid race. Whenever you do anything like that, your computer gets riddled with all kinds of spyware and bullshit that make your computer runs like a frozen tortoise.

Dale gets up and walks towards the kitchen. He doesn’t say excuse me when he walks past Ashley. Nor does Ashley try to move at all to get out of his way. It’s all very clumsy looking I think. As Dale walks by he asks, “You want some coffee?”

“No.” Ashley never raises her voice. She is very soothing when she speaks. Dale is having a very hard time right now because he wants to get defensive. Ashley continues, “I told you that you and Harry wouldn’t get along as well together once you moved in with him.”

Dale doesn’t respond.

“Have you unpacked yet?” This is a slightly stupid question considering that there are boxes lined up around the walls of the living room.

Dale walks back into the living room with his fresh cup of coffee. Again, the two do not acknowledge each other on the pass.

“No.” Dale answers. “Almost. I have just been coming in here and sitting in front of that computer and, not writing. I don’t write. It drives me crazy.”

“My dad told you that he would let you put a story in his magazine. He is willing to pay you.” Ashley’s voice hit the next octave on that last line. Her anger is starting to show. But now she is calm again. “You don’t want to get kicked out of your new place without even paying a months rent, do you?”

“No. It’s not that. I just can’t fucking work here! It’s too noisy with all of those fucking kids running around outside until the middle of the night. And then there’s Harry who all night long makes all of these weird ass noises and shit and it throws me off. I put on my headphones to drown him out and the mother fucker comes out here, dripping with sweat, with an empty bottle of Crown and trashes around out here! I can’t sleep, I can’t think…”

Ashley interrupts, “Maybe you should lay off the coffee.”

Just then, the front door flies open. It’s Harry, looking super fucking GQ even though he is stumbling drunk. He barely holds himself up as he comes through the door with a new lady friend who looks just as fucked up as he does.

Ashley doesn’t break her stare from the coffee table. “Hi, Harry.”

Harry and his lady friend don’t really stop walking as they enter. Harry tries to be polite anyway. “Hey, this is Darla. Darla, this is my room mate Dale and his girl Ashley. Now lets get to the Stabbin’ Cabin!”

Harry keeps walking towards the hallway and is dragging Darla by the hand. Darla on the other hand, is trying a little harder to be polite. Darla says, “What a pig. I am sorry guys. It was really nice to meet you.” And with that, Harry successfully pulled Darla into the Stabbin’ Cabin.

Dale lays his head back on the couch and places his hands over his eyes. “I’m loosing my fucking mind.”

Blood Lust Romance - Chapter 1

2008-05-28T19:28:00.000-07:00

Chapter 1

If you close your eyes, you will not be able to read this. So instead of telling you to close them I will tell you to keep them open. Bobby Jo on the other hand, has turned all of the lights out in her living room where she sits to watch a movie. The screen is filled with static. She must be rewinding the film. I wanted her to watch it on DVD but she likes the old school VHS tapes. Whatever. Bobby Jo then reached her hand out to the end table to grab a cigarette out of the soft pack. She lights it—takes a long deep inhale. Bobby Jo is so fucking hot when she smokes. I’m standing behind her right now. She doesn’t know it though. The silhouette of her head framed by the static of the television is very beautiful. The smoke coming up on top of it just adds that little bit of Noir to it if you know what I mean.

I just deiced that the reason she is staring at the TV while the tape is rewinding is because it is a ritual for her. She stares at it to get in the mood. Turns out the lights and zones out so she can become a character in the film just as I am now a character in this book. I walk around to see her profile glow from the television light. She can’t see me, though. I made it that way. I am also wearing the big black fur coat that Mrs. Creep got me with the long furry cuffs. Hell, I will have a smoke too. Let me get all voyeur on her ass She is a very good looking girl. Blonde hair. Long and straight. Most of it pulled back but just some little wispy's hanging down her face on the sides. I watch her breasts heave up when she takes a hit and follow the smoke out of her nice full lips. But I guess I should have the phone ring now.

“Ring-Ring,” says the phone.

Like a good girl Bobby Jo picks up the phone. She is eager because she knows who is on the other end.

“Hi baby,” Bobby Jo says in a very sultry voice. “I miss you. Oh, I’m watching Friday the 13th...Part 3...you know it, Sugar...these movies always get me wet... I’m touching it right now...ya it’s soaking...so what are you gonna do to me?”

It is important that I do not tell you who is on the other end of the phone even though you will find out quite soon. It is also important that I do not tell you what was said on the other end of the phone. Why? I don’t know yet. I will let you know though.